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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
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    rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
    “the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??

    habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that one

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    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
    New ep of #NeutralZonePod out now! We’re talking free agency, Voyageurs cup parade shenanigans, and whatever the hell is going on in Columbus

    Emil @emilbeauvier72
    Anything on the Hollander contract?
    Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
    @emilbeauvier72 a little! not much to say just yet, let the guy celebrate!

     
    shane’s pr manager @holly24
    if shane doesnt re sign in montreal i will kill [remembers sewerslide jokes are bad] troy barrett

     

    or: the events of the long game through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “I said I’m fine, Alice,” Daniel snaps, and time itself grinds to a halt.

    Not literally. Ha. The things you have to specify with vampires. Daniel wishes he could laugh, but the sound is stuck somewhere in his throat, along with his heart. Now, of course, his hand chooses to be perfectly still.

    Why the fuck did he say that?

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    daniel keeps slipping up and mistaking armand for his ex-wife and the more he looks back on his memories, the less reliable they get. he's pretty sure he married alice molloy, but how do you marry a woman who apparently never existed?

    armand is armand about it.

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    29 Dec 2025