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    Nightclub AU with fake dating, enemies to lovers, pining with fucking, angst and an eventually happy ending in part 2.

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  1. Rec 15

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    Sex worker Ed is naked except for a pink robe with fucking birds on it, he’s just past buzzed to a little drunk on not enough fucking rum, and his heart has been broken by his client Stede fucking Bonnet.

    So when someone knocks on his apartment door, who he does not expect to find, standing there dripping, clothes wet, rivulets running down his face from his soaked hair, is Stede fucking Bonnet.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “Come help me find an apothecary nearby,” Ed calls to Lamp, who’s still laying in front of the door. Ed pulls up the Conjure browser on his phone and searches for apothecaries in his area. There are a dozen or so results that pop up by the time Lamp has reluctantly left his post by the front door and flopped down next to Ed on the couch, pushing his head under Ed’s arm so he can look at the search results.

    One of them jumps out immediately: “Stede’s Stupendous Shop of Spellcasting Sundries,” Ed reads aloud. What the fuck is that name? It’s fascinating and hilarious. Ed needs to go there immediately. He looks up reviews for the shop, and they’re either 5 stars or 1 star, nothing in between. He checks one of the 1-star reviews — left by someone supposedly named Calico Jack, which is a weird name — and it starts with, “There’s this angry chicken, right,” and Ed stops reading there because that sounds like the coolest fucking thing he’s ever heard, and he wants to experience it for himself.
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    Stede's a lonely apothecary owner looking for love. Ed's a jaded potions master looking for his place in the world. This is how they find what they're looking for in each other.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Glam is rocking the Sunset Strip in LA, and Edward Teach is rocking glam.

    But with all his success as a rock star, the bar scene has become boring and repetitive—until Ed hears rumors about Stede Bonnet, a groupie who might just provide the excitement he's been longing for.

    OFMD AUpril Day 18: Celebrity

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    Ed just needs a night in but finds himself lost in memory when Kate McKinnon getting excited about bugs tugs him back in time to his first date with Stede.

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    22 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 52

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    A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.

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    22 Jan 2026