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    Wake up. Vomit. Try and hide a massive hangover. Avoid Nancy. Put on a suit. Drink water. Drink more water. Give the best damn speech of all time, one that puts Mike's pedantic bullshit one to shame. Clink glasses with Steve, because yeah—his was definitely better. Hug Mrs. Wheeler, offering her his congratulations. Do the same with the groom. Ask how Ted is doing. Share a dance with Robin. Eat cake. Retire to his hotel room. Fall asleep and—

    Wake up.

    It's Tuesday again. The sort of day where the sun only rises to humiliate you.

    Jonathan blinks. Okay. Let's try this again. They've only got eternity, and one of these days something has got to work, right?

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Post-S3. The Roy kids return from Italy and plead for Sandi and a less-than-thrilled Stewy to join them in thwarting the GoJo sale and taking down their dad once and for all. Kendall resumes his lifelong on-and-off affair with Stewy, and confesses the manslaughter to him. Logan and co. launch aggressive ratfucking tactics in the hopes of warding off a takeover.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    meow meow meow meow!

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    Oikawa Tooru is currently orbiting Earth at 445 kilometers per minute, but falling in love with the voice in his ear makes it feel so much slower than that. AU Iwaoi.

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    22 Nov 2021

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    oikawa goes to space. it’s amazing

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    “Kindaichi,” Hanamaki laughs, striding across the room to pull him into a tight hug. “Kindaichi Yutaro you son of a bitch, I thought you were dead.”

    Kindaichi blinks, glancing to his left to see Kunimi - sitting crossed legged on a table next to a very sweaty looking Watari - looking just as confused as he feels. “Has— Has everyone lost their minds? It’s just a game of paintball.”

    Just a game of paintball?” Hanamaki parrots, eyes widening as he takes another step forwards until they’re standing practically nose to nose. “Kindaichi, Kindaichi, my poor naive Kindaichi. This is more than just a game.”

    Kindaichi frowns. “It...is?”

    Kindaichi,” Oikawa says sharply, shoving Hanamaki out of the way so he can grasp Kindaichi tightly by the shoulders. “This is a matter of life or death.”

    “I mean, I don’t think it’s really tha—”

    Life or death,” Oikawa, Hanamaki, Matsukawa and Iwaizumi say loudly in unison.

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    22 Nov 2021

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    AOBA JOHSAI PAINTBALL AND ITS HILARIOUS

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    MSBY Black Jackals' Jacksuke-kun!! ☑ @MSBYJacksuke
    Jacksuke here with an announcement!! 🥁🥁🥁 We've started a YouTube channel!! Trailer's already up and on Friday next week at 8p.m. JST, we'll tell you who you'll be seeing most often (not everyone wants to be on camera after all). See you all then!! 🖤🖤🖤
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    Alternatively: The Various Happenings In, Around, and/or Because of the Official MSBY Black Jackals YouTube Channel.

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    24 Dec 2021

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    COOLEST FANFIC IVE READ YET. cannot wait for the next installments. the author absolutely NAILED the interactions with the Black Jackals. such a good idea too