elfsmirk
Fandoms
Recent works
-
The Curious Case of the Holt in the Nighttime by elfsmirk
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
01 Apr 2014
Tags
Summary
A little "Tactical Village" episode tag with Kevin and Captain Holt.
-
Tags
Summary
Night Vale hears its Cecil weep. (ep 25)
Series
- Part 2 of Sentient Night Vale
-
Tags
Summary
Carlos googles his beau and makes an unsettling discovery. Not that he really ought to have expected anything else. This is Night Vale, after all.
-
Tags
Summary
“I love New York, even though it isn't mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.”
― Truman CapoteSeries
- Part 1 of Sentient Night Vale
-
Tags
Summary
Just a little pwp focusing on Carlos' perspective, since we don't see very much of that in the podcast.
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 476
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 7
Recent bookmarks
-
Defence Professor Wohl by DarthKrande, NeverBeyondRedemption
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2019
Tags
Summary
Gilderoy Lockhart landed himself in St Mungo's after his 'Cornish Pixies' class. Where can a headmaster now find another Defence teacher, one who's knowledgeable beyond doubt, willing to face the curse on the position, and available to start in a few days? In Nurmengard, that's where.
Series
- Part 1 of Defence Professor Wohl
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,421
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 370
- Kudos:
- 1,154
- Bookmarks:
- 294
- Hits:
- 34,524
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
25 May 2025
-
Tags
Summary
After her husband is unfaithful and her cookie-cutter perfect world is turned on its head, Petunia Evans Dursley finds herself in her old hometown, full of regrets and feeling that her life has been without purpose. Before she can quietly take her own life, she is given an impossible offer by a long-dead figure from the magical world: return to the past, and rewrite her own history. Seeing it as a chance to make up for her biggest regret, Petunia accepts and finds herself in the middle of a Wizarding war she knew little about, protecting the younger sister she tried to forget by seeking help from the one person in the magical world she knows how to find.
A what-if story beginning in the latter years of the first war against Voldemort, where an unlikely alliance turns into an even more unlikely romance, and the bonds that bloom from it will change the course of Wizarding history.
Series
- Part 1 of The Flowers Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 296,908
- Chapters:
- 47/47
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 3,296
- Kudos:
- 5,397
- Bookmarks:
- 2,015
- Hits:
- 247,942
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
07 May 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,355
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 877
- Kudos:
- 2,374
- Bookmarks:
- 876
- Hits:
- 30,113
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
17 Apr 2025
-
How Fred and George Accidentally Befriended a Wannabe Dark Lord by map_of_mysteries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
Fred opened the book and began to write. He only got a few words down before the diary absorbed them, the ink vanishing without a trace, prompting George to lean in closer to observe.
“Maybe this is some elaborate joke on Ginny’s part to educate us on proper brotherly behaviour?” George mused, just as new words began to appear on the empty page. Well, that seemed a bit ambitious for a first-year…
‘Hello. May I know who I am conversing with?'
Or: What if the Weasley twins had been the ones who found Tom Riddle’s diary?
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 203,226
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 1,075
- Kudos:
- 3,798
- Bookmarks:
- 1,543
- Hits:
- 134,521
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
31 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 289,497
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 2,283
- Kudos:
- 10,849
- Bookmarks:
- 3,480
- Hits:
- 372,689
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
02 Feb 2024