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Once upon a time, on an island in the middle of the Sea, there was a King.
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Balduran calls on him in his quarters late in the evening, well past either of their usual retirement hours. The adrenaline of adventure on dawn’s horizon has the same effect on both of them, he supposes. An imminent battle to the death, the promise of rich rewards in knowledge and gold – the ultimate cocktail to prevent rest.
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Ansur and Balduran have an important conversation. The result of this conversation is, obviously, sex.
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So Long As There Is Eternity by heademptydickout
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Feb 2023
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Fyodor returns to Karma, and they consider their life together.
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Wilbur Soot is a retired higher-demon with a few millennia of mischief under his belt and a penchant for getting into trouble at the worst of times. Alex Quackity is an overworked first-year student at Harvard Law whose desire for an iced americano lands him said demon’s number and a date.
Neither knows that the end of the world is fast-approaching, and their cooperation is the only force that can stop it.
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A Dagger in Your Chest, But I Love You by heademptydickout
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jul 2021
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“If I wanted access to your nation’s secrets, I would have already seduced them out of you,” he growls, hating the clear excitement in Wilbur’s eyes. “I wouldn’t be kneeling on your doorstep, begging for sanctuary from the man who destroyed my career, and my body with it.”
A lazy smile tugs at the older man’s lips, revealing canines just this side of sharp for a human. “There he is. Alexis Quackity, the illustrious, hot-headed prodigy with an unmatched talent for finding the right words.”
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Alex Quackity escapes Schlatt, Wilbur is intense when it comes to his feelings, and this turned into a way longer project than I anticipated.
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if home is a person, i don’t want a house by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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Shane has a notes app list titled 'Safeties.'
It's a series of physical sensations to pull him back if he drops too deep:
1. Press tongue to roof of mouth
2. Grip something cold
3. Say your own name out loud
The last one simply says:
4. Wait for him. He always comes back.
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- Part 13 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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14 Feb 2026
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in the clouds, in the sea, in my heart by questioningly
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 May 2024
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“So, the corrupted cast-offs of a gift you no longer want, for the prevention of your extinction,” Yinyue-jun said, amused. “Is that all you have to offer? And my kin said yes?”
Yingxing leaned down to whisper something in Yinyue-jun’s ear, his hand trailing down the backrest of the seat to curl around Yinyue-jun’s shoulder instead, his fingers twisting in the long black-blue silk of his hair.
“Very well, then. Whatever is in your means to give, hm? In exchange…” Yinyue-jun lifted his hand, graceful and precise, to gesture right at Jing Yuan. “I want him.”
Unable to restrain the spread of the mara, the Xianzhou send their best to seek help from the scions of the Permanence, Jing Yuan amongst them. Dan Feng agrees, but only for a price.
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10 Sep 2025
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Before The First Light (Some Bright Morning Comes) by tinybabydeer
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Dec 2023
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If he was the Oak Father’s scion, Wyll could understand worship. His knees ached for dirt. His tongue begged for salt.
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16 Feb 2025
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with this ring by asael
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Apr 2021
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To secure a vital alliance, newly-crowned King Dimitri marries a young prince of Almyra. Claude has his own reasons for agreeing to the marriage, but as they grow closer, the threats to Faerghus become more pressing. In order to survive, they'll have to learn how to trust each other - somehow.
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23 Dec 2023
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The party can't defeat Yurgir quite yet. Frustrated, Astarion tries to rework his contract with Raphael. Wyll worries about him. Raphael punishes him for the audacity in his own devilish way.
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- Part 1 of Hellfire
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22 Sep 2023