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Magic, Mayhem, and the Seven Days of Madness by Apathetic_Witch
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
18 Jan 2026
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Okay, I have to ask-" Red Hood started seeming to break out of some kind of revery, "Is the orangutan your doing?"
"No!" She exclaimed, indignant. Then continued in a slightly questioning tone, "At least- I don't think so..?"
"Your uncertainty is very reassuring." The sarcasm in his voice was not appreciated. She was having a banana-based existential crisis.
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The continuation of Inconveniences, Cultists, and the Warehouse of Rejected Toys, brought to you through the perils of the Author Curse.
After finding Jason hanging above that destroyed warehouse, the Batfam are determined to find out exactly what happened. The consequences of this decision spiral and culminate into a hectic week involving many discoveries of magic, missions of mayhem, and rather personalized bouts of madness.
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23 Oct 2025
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@ chpt
So fucking funny and cute :)
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And My Exes, They Haunt Me by JoyLess_NightSky
Fandoms: Justice League Dark, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
14 Feb 2023
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"Look, mate-"
"Don't call me mate. That's weird."
"Right. Your highness-"
"That's even weirder. But, fine. Go on?"
John sighed, obviously done with the interruptions. "This isn't just about us, luv. Alright? I get why you're angry, but me mates need ya. Heck, the whole bloody damn world needs ya! The twat that came through is very much about to do the whole bloody world domination schtick ya kept Pariah from doin'. That ain't something you're alright with, is it now?"
The summoned man gave Constantine an unimpressed look. "If it's you asking? I might make an exception."
OR: The Justice League is in over their heads with the new enemy. They need help, and Constantine may know a guy. But the guy… doesn't really like Constantine a lot right now.
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- Part 6 of John Constantine‘s Infinite Trouble With The Infinite Realms
- Part 15 of Danny Phantom and the DC universe
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22 Oct 2023
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So cute :)
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"He's the keeper of balance. Controls every portal 'n' every connection to any other plane of existence, or dimension or all that. Looks like he's nothing more than an ankle-biter, but that dodgy bloke's one of em Ancients. Can't get much more powerful than those, I tell ya, and most of em are proper pricks. Not really someone you'd want to par off to. Not even I'd try to mug one of those off." Constantine looked back at them, something really uncomfortable in his eyes. "So if that's really him? Yeah, mate, I'd say it's a bloody big deal."
Or: The Justice League finds records of something unsettling. And if they're right, things might turn out pretty bad for the living plane.
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- Part 5 of John Constantine‘s Infinite Trouble With The Infinite Realms
- Part 14 of Danny Phantom and the DC universe
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25 Feb 2026
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Last Read Feb 2026, 3x
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I Just Wanted a Grilled Cheese, Man by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
08 Feb 2025
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Danny just wanted a grilled cheese. That was it. He did not want to accidentally kill the Joker. He did not want to be on Batman’s radar. And he definitely did not want Red Hood to kiss him, cry on him, and then propose all within the span of ten minutes.
But here he is. In Gotham. Standing over Joker’s corpse. With a very emotionally compromised vigilante looking at him like he just hung the damn stars.
Danny is so, so tired.
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My take on Danny accidentally killing the Joker.
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- Part 13 of Ghosts Among Us
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27 Jul 2025
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Cute :) -
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“You’re not the birdy I’m looking for.” The man’s grin fades as he takes in the scene, slumping out of his triumphant stance with a disgruntled moan.
“I’m sorry, Duke, I’m gonna have to call you back. A clown just kicked my door down. For some reason,” Danny says into his phone, before hanging up and dropping it onto the counter next to him, despite Duke’s protests. He’s starting to get the impression that this isn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was. He turns his attention towards the clown. “And you’re not the pizza delivery boy. Or, at least, I hope you’re not. Won’t be ordering from them again if you are.”When Danny finds a box just outside of his brand new Gotham apartment, he thinks nothing of it... until he opens it up to find a crushed taxidermy bird inside and a weird note signed only by a J. And then his door is kicked in by a clown. Why can't his life ever be simple?
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- Part 1 of the mail
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06 Nov 2025
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Last Read Feb 2026, 2x