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    “I want to get even.”
    Pansy grins like the cat that caught the canary. “I was hoping you’d say that. I have a name for you.”
    “A name?” Hermione’s booze-sodden brain can’t understand the context.
    “Draco. Malfoy.”

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    Or: where Ron Weasley cheats on Hermione and she decides to get even the best way she knows how: with Draco Malfoy

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    Also known as: Hermione unlocks a new kink while reading ( and who hasn't)
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    It must be awkward to get it on in house full of sentient portraits.

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    “The Malfoy men serve their women.”
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    A day in the life of the Granger-Malfoy’s.

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    She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.

    “Don’t be ridiculous.”

    “I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”

    “Out of the question.”

    “It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”

    “Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.

    Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.

    To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”

    She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.

    Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.

    “You’re serious?”

    “Completely.”

    “Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”

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    12 Dec 2022