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    too hot (hallelujah) by for jaejandra

    Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)  

    14 Feb 2023

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    It isn't as if Clark doesn't know Bruce is—attractive. Objectively. It isn't even that he doesn't know he's spent maybe a little too much time being really, really aware of that fact.

    And sure, it's gotten to him, now and then. He's gotten twisted up about it, sometimes. Feeling too much, wanting too much, a pressure in his chest and a lump in his throat. But he's always gotten a grip on it again. It isn't that bad.

    It—hasn't been that bad.

    (Or: five times Clark was totally overwhelmed by Bruce's attractiveness, plus the time he finally did something about it.)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by

    Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe  

    05 Jun 2016

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    It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

    Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)

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    08 Mar 2026

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    My Best Friend's Girl by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    15 Sep 2024

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    "Holy crap," Wally said, clearly torn between fear and delight. "Girl Bats."

    or:

    It's a cliché, a man telling his male best friend he'd totally date him if he were a girl. Thanks to interdimensional shenanigans, Bruce gets dangerously close to seeing that reality play out. He doesn't particularly enjoy it.

    For Superbat Week 2024. Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Threshold by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    03 Dec 2025

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    Clark is obsessed with Bruce. And Bruce knows—he thrives on the psychological hold he has over Clark.
    Teasing him becomes a habit—but Bruce isn’t satisfied so easily.

    “Bruce, you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this to you…”

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    14 Feb 2026

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    interlude by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    19 Jan 2026

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    Two Justice Leagues converge in one single universe. One key difference quickly makes itself apparent.

    (or, the Justice League of Earth is brought to a universe where a parallel version of the League doesn’t have a Batman; instead, they have the Arkham Prince)

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    24 Jan 2026