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Bruce and Clark deal with kryptonite, get a coffee, are undercover, share a bed, face off against some tentacles, have feelings about holograms, and dream together.
Or: six times Superbat didn't quite happen, plus the time it finally did. (Written for Superbat Week 2019.)
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- Part 1 of Superbat Week
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12 Mar 2026
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too hot (hallelujah) by susiecarter for jaejandra
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
14 Feb 2023
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It isn't as if Clark doesn't know Bruce is—attractive. Objectively. It isn't even that he doesn't know he's spent maybe a little too much time being really, really aware of that fact.
And sure, it's gotten to him, now and then. He's gotten twisted up about it, sometimes. Feeling too much, wanting too much, a pressure in his chest and a lump in his throat. But he's always gotten a grip on it again. It isn't that bad.
It—hasn't been that bad.
(Or: five times Clark was totally overwhelmed by Bruce's attractiveness, plus the time he finally did something about it.)
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09 Mar 2026
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tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
05 Jun 2016
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It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.
Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)
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- English
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- 33,007
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 17
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- 1,286
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- 16,184
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08 Mar 2026
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My Best Friend's Girl by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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"Holy crap," Wally said, clearly torn between fear and delight. "Girl Bats."
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It's a cliché, a man telling his male best friend he'd totally date him if he were a girl. Thanks to interdimensional shenanigans, Bruce gets dangerously close to seeing that reality play out. He doesn't particularly enjoy it.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day
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- Part 1 of Conjugate Universes
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- English
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- 5,202
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- 1/1
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04 Mar 2026
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Threshold by Blackkat127
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
03 Dec 2025
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Clark is obsessed with Bruce. And Bruce knows—he thrives on the psychological hold he has over Clark.
Teasing him becomes a habit—but Bruce isn’t satisfied so easily.“Bruce, you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this to you…”
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14 Feb 2026
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interlude by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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Two Justice Leagues converge in one single universe. One key difference quickly makes itself apparent.
(or, the Justice League of Earth is brought to a universe where a parallel version of the League doesn’t have a Batman; instead, they have the Arkham Prince)
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- 5/5
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24 Jan 2026
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slow dancing in the dark by scarletazure
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
25 Dec 2023
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This was not what Clark had heard. This was not what Clark was prepared for. He’d braced himself for someone unreasonable and glib, charismatic but ultimately with no depth. The man standing in front of him was— Clark wasn’t sure what he was. But it was not that.
“You,” he ventured, “love this city very much, don’t you?”
Wayne didn’t tear his eyes away from the skyline, seemingly contemplating something.
“I do,” he said finally, then turned back to Clark. “Mr Kent. Do I know you?”
and so this is how one spell, gone wrong, leads to Superman's and Batman's memories being erased, which then leads to Clark and Bruce tumbling headfirst into a friends with benefits situation, which then spirals even more rapidly from there.
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- 58,329
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- 5/5
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22 Jan 2026
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You Will Take the Long Way Down by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Clark and Bruce get hit with a spell that lets them read each other’s thoughts and emotions. The problem is that any time Clark so much smiles at Bruce, Bruce starts thinking about Kryptonite and being dangled over a pit of acid.
Title taken from "Foolish One" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 21 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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21 Jan 2026
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who married professor kent? by thegonekid
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Oct 2025
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Clark Kent
Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMYLIT 229
Rating: 2/5"Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.
Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."
Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.
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- Part 1 of campus romance subplot
- Language:
- English
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- 29,119
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 680
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16 Jan 2026
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When something about Clark Kent convinces Bruce Wayne to open up in a way he usually doesn’t, Clark plans to use this to his advantage, writing a feature article on Bruce's charity work. He doesn’t intend to strike up a friendship with Bruce. He certainly doesn’t intend to develop feelings for him. Unfortunately, these things don’t always go according to plan...
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- 29,449
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- 14/14
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- 877
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11 Jan 2026
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A Love Story For The Time Being by ok_this_is_love
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2025
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Bruce shifts beside him. Clark hears the faint crinkle of foil, the rustle of gloves against packaging as Bruce tears open one of his awful protein bars. The ones that taste like sawdust and regret, packed with just enough nutrients to keep him running on fumes for another few hours.
And then--
Bruce breaks it in half.
Clark barely has time to process before a piece is being shoved into his palm, fingers brushing against his own for the briefest second before Bruce pulls away, like the whole motion is nothing. Like it’s casual.
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05 Jan 2026
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“—I’ll see you kneel again,” Luthor is hissing, eyes hungry, and Clark is swaying back in discomfort—and as Lois checks their surroundings again, she notices that Wayne is still standing across the room, staring uselessly, as though he believes the sheer force of his murderous gaze would be enough to laser-blast Luthor into oblivion.
Jesus Christ, Lois thinks. I have to do everything around here.
5 times a Daily Planet employee protects Clark Kent, and 1 time Clark Kent protects the Daily Planet.
Or: Clark's coworkers watch as he fake-dates his crush with limited success.
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18 Dec 2025
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Bruce Wayne accidentally seduces Superman.
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- Part 2 of superbat works
- Language:
- English
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- 12,633
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 6
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- 395
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- 12,155
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27 Nov 2025
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In a TV interview, Superman slips up and reveals that he thinks Batman is the most attractive member of the Justice League. Bruce’s kids find this hilarious. Bruce finds it intriguing.
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20 Nov 2025
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Batman offers Clark Kent a deal--an interview with him, in exchange for information about Superman.
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20 Nov 2025
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in a gadda da vida, baby by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
29 Mar 2017
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"Let me get this straight," Batman said after a lengthy pause, "You're using wrapping paper to roll a joint on top of a skyscraper, all alone, depowered, at two in the morning."
"Yes," Clark said emphatically, then frowned. "Wait. No. It sounds really bad when you say it like that."
Batman quirked an eyebrow.
"It's craft paper," he said, sheepish, "I couldn't find anything else."
Or, where Clark gets depowered, gets a little high, and maybe Batman pets his hair a little. Maybe.
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18 Nov 2025
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fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
17 Dec 2018
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“But Bruce isn’t gay?” Clark points out, and there’s an awkward moment of everyone clearing their throats and avoiding Clark’s eyes until he turns to stare at Bruce. “Are you?”
Bruce blinks for a moment before offering a sheepish smile. “I’m not… not?” he offers, and Clark feels his brain just about short-circuit at the news.
Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it
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- English
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- 23,259
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- 1/1
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07 Nov 2025
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Do you want the house tour? (and I promise none of this is a metaphor) by phlebotinxm
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
09 Oct 2025
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Lois is seconds away from going insane when she hears the door to her balcony slide open.
Two days. Two full days of wondering where Clark was, forty-eight hours of receiving his parents' worried messages and being unable to answer them without falling into psychosis herself.
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In which Clark comes home in a bit of a predicament—and Lois is here for it (in every sense of the term).
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14 Oct 2025
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Clark needs to blow off steam; the leggy brunette sitting across the bar might help.
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08 Sep 2025
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Flirting Under the Influence by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
01 Apr 2025
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“You are so pretty.”
Clark blinked. “Uh.”
Bruce’s head lolled slightly to the side, gaze dragging over Clark’s face like he was trying to memorize every detail. Then he smirked—or at least, attempted to, but it mostly looked sleepy. “Like, unfairly pretty. Like, if I weren’t married, I’d be in trouble.”
Or, after another close call, Bruce wakes up from anaesthesia ready to win Clark's heart and spill family secrets.
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12 Aug 2025