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If you asked Shane Hollander-Rozanov why his husband was standing in the entry way with a box that is meowing this morning, he would’ve assumed he’d finally fucking lost it. All the concussions, injuries, chirps delivered face first into plexiglass had added up.
Of course, now it is different. Ilya was really holding a box that was meowing.
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eddyville population: Shane Hollander by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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“Do you—Maybe do you think we could… Try something, this time?”
Ilya cocked his head to the side– he was wondering in what regard. Ilya was not planning on doing anything but fucking around for two weeks. Maybe not even leaving the cottage for the entirety. He had brainrot to consume, a husband to fuck, warm sunny days to enjoy.
“I mean… but like, what?” Ilya continued, egging him on.
“Maybe… you can fuck me…?”
“I already do that,” Ilya was so confused.
“... high?” Shane finally breathed out. It had been months, surely Ilya was okay with it now.
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Or Shane wants Ilya to have his way with him, while he’s in eddyville (title inspired by Lord Broski herself)
A part two to a fic I wrote, don’t have to be read it to enjoy this but I will make a collection so they’re both there.
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“‘S not that bad, Ilya. Just sore.”
“I know—but my job is to take care of you.”
“Can take care of myself,” Shane replied, matter of fact.
“I’m offering to do it for you. Is not something I haven’t seen, especially of you.”
“Yeah, because you’d let me look at your hemorrhoid.” Shane taunted back.
“I would actually,” Ilya huffed out. “If showing my butthole to you like cat means I can help you, then I will moon you in this living room, Shane.”
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The title man
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keep your bliss (nothing wrong w/ this) by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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“He watches anime?”
“Not important Shane,” Ilya shook his head. “He takes edibles sometimes, to help him relax. He says it makes him feel he can only ‘think one train of thought at a time’? Maybe something you need?”
Shane thought for a second, at first against it but they weren’t not allowed to have marijuana. It used to be a big deal, but now the rules have relaxed a little. And Shane was not a rookie anymore - he was a grown man. In actuality, he had no rules or expectations.
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A eight page character study of Shane Hollander
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As if on cue, a sharp cry rang from the monitor as Junie awoke. She soothed herself quickly - she was remarkably intelligent for a baby - but soon she streamed out a “Dadadada!” in quick succession. “She is mad at you, she told me,” Ilya laughed.
“I guess I’ll go speak with the boss - you look like you could use a shower.” Shane offered, hoping Ilya would take this time to take care of himself. Shane wouldn’t even blame Ilya if he stepped into the cold to have a cigarette - of course as long as he washed his hands before seeing the baby.
“Heard,” Was all Ilya replied with, quickly grabbing dirty bottles to throw in the sink before going off.
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the hollander-rozanov guide to caring for your newborn by 6hoursgirl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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Hockey is one thing, but new fatherhood is a whole different game.
Or: A series of glimpses into the life of Shane and Ilya as fathers during their adopted newborn daughter's first few weeks.
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- Part 1 of the hollander-rozanov guide to parenting
Bookmarked by normalnessissadness
13 Feb 2026
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but daddy i love him by kramer_vs_kramer
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is a great dad, or at least his husband tells him he is. But when his eldest daughter starts dating Hayden Pike's youngest son, the Hollander-Rozanov family finds themselves in uncharted territory.
Set fifteen years after The Long Game, Shane and Ilya tackle parenting, teen drama, partying with Svetlana, Twitter gossip, & more.
Based off a twitter prompt from @/shaneswomb!
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Bookmarked by normalnessissadness
08 Feb 2026
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if home is a person, i don’t want a house by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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Shane has a notes app list titled 'Safeties.'
It's a series of physical sensations to pull him back if he drops too deep:
1. Press tongue to roof of mouth
2. Grip something cold
3. Say your own name out loud
The last one simply says:
4. Wait for him. He always comes back.
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- Part 13 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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26 Jan 2026
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Adore, Adore by ooza
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
31 Dec 2014
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Bella is in a financial pinch and facing eviction. When propositioned by her landlord, she is faced with a difficult decision: give up her apartment or give up her body.
"What do you want to do to me?" she asked.
"Everything."
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- Part 1 of Adore
Bookmarked by normalnessissadness
26 Aug 2024