11 Works by normalnessissadness
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If you asked Shane Hollander-Rozanov why his husband was standing in the entry way with a box that is meowing this morning, he would’ve assumed he’d finally fucking lost it. All the concussions, injuries, chirps delivered face first into plexiglass had added up.
Of course, now it is different. Ilya was really holding a box that was meowing.
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eddyville population: Shane Hollander by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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“Do you—Maybe do you think we could… Try something, this time?”
Ilya cocked his head to the side– he was wondering in what regard. Ilya was not planning on doing anything but fucking around for two weeks. Maybe not even leaving the cottage for the entirety. He had brainrot to consume, a husband to fuck, warm sunny days to enjoy.
“I mean… but like, what?” Ilya continued, egging him on.
“Maybe… you can fuck me…?”
“I already do that,” Ilya was so confused.
“... high?” Shane finally breathed out. It had been months, surely Ilya was okay with it now.
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Or Shane wants Ilya to have his way with him, while he’s in eddyville (title inspired by Lord Broski herself)
A part two to a fic I wrote, don’t have to be read it to enjoy this but I will make a collection so they’re both there.
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“‘S not that bad, Ilya. Just sore.”
“I know—but my job is to take care of you.”
“Can take care of myself,” Shane replied, matter of fact.
“I’m offering to do it for you. Is not something I haven’t seen, especially of you.”
“Yeah, because you’d let me look at your hemorrhoid.” Shane taunted back.
“I would actually,” Ilya huffed out. “If showing my butthole to you like cat means I can help you, then I will moon you in this living room, Shane.”
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The title man
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keep your bliss (nothing wrong w/ this) by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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“He watches anime?”
“Not important Shane,” Ilya shook his head. “He takes edibles sometimes, to help him relax. He says it makes him feel he can only ‘think one train of thought at a time’? Maybe something you need?”
Shane thought for a second, at first against it but they weren’t not allowed to have marijuana. It used to be a big deal, but now the rules have relaxed a little. And Shane was not a rookie anymore - he was a grown man. In actuality, he had no rules or expectations.
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A eight page character study of Shane Hollander
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As if on cue, a sharp cry rang from the monitor as Junie awoke. She soothed herself quickly - she was remarkably intelligent for a baby - but soon she streamed out a “Dadadada!” in quick succession. “She is mad at you, she told me,” Ilya laughed.
“I guess I’ll go speak with the boss - you look like you could use a shower.” Shane offered, hoping Ilya would take this time to take care of himself. Shane wouldn’t even blame Ilya if he stepped into the cold to have a cigarette - of course as long as he washed his hands before seeing the baby.
“Heard,” Was all Ilya replied with, quickly grabbing dirty bottles to throw in the sink before going off.
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“I don’t know Ilya, the last time I let you pick something out I got a rash from the dish soap you bought,” Shane huffed out, scrolling through options of sleek looking chairs.
“Was not my fault, I just bought the bluest one,” Ilya admitted, completely truthful, before turning to look closer at Shane’s options. “These look like they would hurt my butt,”
Shane laughed out, turning towards him. “They’re just to have more seating when the team comes over, not for us.” Ilya looked at him perplexed.
“Not for us?” He scoffed. He looked around, raising his hands up. “This is our house, Hollander. Have you forgotten? Are you ill?” Shane met his crazed look. Ilya added, “Your parents seating at their house - all comfortable. Does not hurt my butt. And they have plenty, they want grandchildren.”
“Ilya, you are ridiculous,”
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or Shane has a hard time giving up control and Ilya is simple.
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A Variety of Gandrew Oneshots by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: garrett watts - Fandom, Andrew Siwicki - Fandom, Gandrew - Fandom
12 Jun 2024
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Essentially inspired by seeing Garrett's grey hairs coming in on his temple and by "The Craving" from twenty one pilots.
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spokane, washington by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Garrett Watts/Andrew Siwicki - Fandom
18 Mar 2024
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basically what happened during that trip to washington
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growing and outgrowing by normalnessissadness
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 May 2021
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grow up with Dan and Phil's daughter Rosie and the rocking chair that got them through everything.
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four times garrett asked is andrew was okay, and one time andrew asked garrett
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basically garrett and andrews response to the shane drama