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i love you enough to celebrate by not_a_frog
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Christmas is easy compared to birthdays. A whole day, just for one person? What do you even do for that? How big of a milestone is five thousand supposed to be? And, most important of all, how can you celebrate a birthday when neither of you even know the day it was on?
These are the questions sphinx Veritas Ratio is asking about his partner, the last unicorn, Aventurine.
Recommended to read the first fic in the series before this one, but it should be feasible to understand without it!
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- Part 2 of celebrations
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In the wake of his wife Guizhong's passing, Mr. Zhongli has adopted two 17-year-olds, Hu Tao and Xiao. Family therapy is surely a good idea, right? Therapist Baizhu might not agree after the hell that is spending time with these weirdos.
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Aventurine is known as a difficult skater to work with. He's pushy, argumentative, and a self-proclaimed slacker. He has rushed through a series of coaches, none lasting more than a month, as he either gets tired of them or they give up on him and his tendency to mouth off. Next in this long line is one Veritas Ratio, who has his own difficult reputation to wrestle with. Known as strict and impossible to please, Ratio always gets his way in the end. As Aventurine runs out of potential coaching options, their two skating worlds finally meet while Aventurine struggles to pass this final level: the Gold Singles Test.
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last christmas i gave you the perfect gift, now what the hell do i get you this year? by not_a_frog for bastardcatboy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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What do you get for someone who has everything?
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- Part 1 of celebrations
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He turned, and oh shit, Zhongli! Hi!
Oh wait, not Zhongli. The robe and the arms, which were fully covered in intricate geo patterns, made that clear. Wow, nice arms. Like that one fairy tale, ‘oh, what nice arms you have’. Did Zhongli still have arms like that? No, Childe, not the time. It was the middle of the Archon War, three thousand years in the past, and Zhongli as he knew him would not exist until long into the future.
This was Morax - lone leader of the now-fallen Guili Assembly, now rebuilt as the beginnings of Liyue Harbor, and he was at the peak of his martial prowess as a contender for the Geo Archon’s throne.
(Passage from chapter 8)
Or: Childe falls into the Abyss, and time travel fuckery ensues.
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fics set on the dream smp server!
warning: canon divergence is frequent sjdkjs
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a fantasy au starring the sbi :]
*slaps au* this bad boy can fit so much unnecessary world-building. the info doc is at 8k words and there are so many pieces i havent even touched on yet. please help me.
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tommy has prophetic dreams. he also goes batshit and i support it
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a dsmp au where the sbi are royalty from a far-off country. a little canon divergent, but i tried my best :] current timeline is from when tommy joined the smp to when techno joined
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The drama starts, as is often the case, in ANBU.
“No—it’s just—” it’s unusual to see an ANBU hesitate, much less stumble over their words. Stag visibly steels themself. “I’m not sure we should address Hokage-sama as male. Uzumaki-sama called Hokage-sama her wife.”
Beaver pauses. “Oh.”
“But then,” Ox says eventually, “what do we call Hokage-sama?”
// AKA Team Minato is alive and together, Konoha is thriving, and no one wants to accidentally misgender their beloved military dictator that everyone loves.
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August, 2006, two strangers interrupt the Star Plasma Vessel escort mission, obstructing the merger and beating a would-be hitman. This is the first documented appearance of special grade wildcards Getō Suguru and Gojō Satoru.
/// OR: Getō and Gojō time travel back from an apocalyptic post culling games world. They fix things.
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Sasuke is a vampire, and nobody believes him.
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- Part 1 of Miscellaneous Naruto Nonsense
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Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary.
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that won't fly in college (unless you're in professor aventurine's class) by ScissorLord
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Jan 2026
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A series of incredibly unprofessional emails to the students of Professor Aventurine, alongside the incredibly professional emails to the students of Dr. Veritas Ratio.