queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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Zoro tries to ask Zeff for his permission to propose to Sanji. Zeff thinks this is antiquated and stupid, and challenges Zoro to a duel instead. Zoro obliges because of course he does.
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23 Feb 2026
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A Thousand Words Challenge: 'Hercules Beetle’ by peaches (starrystorytelling)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
20 Jul 2025
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Sanji is terrified of insects. Luffy loves beetles. Zoro has no way to please both boyfriends in this peculiar situation.
(10th One-Shot from the series of One-Shots in my challenge of no more than a thousand words)
Series
- Part 10 of One Piece: A Thousand Words Challenge
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22 Feb 2026
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“Wait…” Nami says suddenly. “Why is that happening?”
“What’s happening?” Usopp asks, huddling closer under Nami’s umbrella to look at her tablet.
“The tornado… it’s starting to head south.” Nami says with a frown. “It switched directions?”
“Is that tornado getting closer?” Robin wonders out loud.
They all stare at the tornado. Sure enough, it seems to be getting closer to them.
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22 Feb 2026
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Sanji becomes the new head chef of the Kuraigana Enclave—a strictly “daytime only” job that he inherited from his father.
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20 Feb 2026
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It’s so quiet in the war room that you could hear a pin drop. Not a single person dares to say a word - not even the favored princes - and all eyes remain fixed on the head of the table, where a large figure sits hunched over in its chair, clutching the latest newsreel between two massive fists.
Having been forewarned of some of the contents of said newsreel, Sanji does his best to keep anything from showing on his face, to maintain his expression in an implacable facade. He thinks he largely succeeds in controlling himself outwardly, but inwardly his gut is churning with emotion.
The newsreel twitches, and the five people not holding the paper sit up a little straighter in their seats, each of them bracing for impact without actually meaning to as slowly, oh so slowly, the paper is lowered down until it’s resting flat on the table.
“Well,” Judge says, his mouth working like he wants to spit. “This is certainly an … unexpected development.”
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20 Feb 2026