quietdetective
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- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (75)
- Homestuck (11)
- Good Omens (TV) (5)
- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (5)
- Merlin (TV) (3)
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you've given me everything i've wanted and more by quietdetective for UkuLele91
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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As mating season comes to a close, Charles and Edwin enact a plan that they've spent weeks preparing for.
Otherwise known as, Charles has eggs and Edwin wants them.
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he smells like vanilla and sleep, and i think i love him by quietdetective for Pink_pumpkin_person
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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oh you would find her,
in a polaroid picture
and she, means everything to me
She by dodieThe smell of vanilla was the first thing Charles registered.
The next was warmth, nearly overwhelming warmth.
The last, was weight against his chest, and stomach.
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i've known you forever, but these things can never stay the same by quietdetective
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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Edwin was well aware of the fact that he was too much for most people.
That the things that bothered him would be water under the bridge for others, that the things that dug and burrowed under his clavicle and into his lungs was nothing for most.
That Edwin was always, always, the problem in the equation.
The wrong number, the mistyped letter.
The thing that had to be fixed, because it was he who was wrong, not anything else.
Crystal had gotten rid of their sofa.
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you’ll always be my closest friend, I lost myself but I struggle too, so please tell me, was I good to you? by quietdetective for edmcmayonnaise
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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Case closed, job officially jobbed, everything is fine now, right?
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Edwin has not stopped drinking the potion, there is a mysterious white book the boys are unsure the origins of, and Charles desperately wants Edwin, but is scared that his feelings will only hurt them both.
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Perhaps Charles shouldn’t enjoy it as much as he did, the way Edwin became pliant under him, the heat of his skin warming Charles’ freezing hands. Edwin’s pulse under his fingers, beating steadily against them, making his mouth water with want and hunger.
Sometimes, Charles hated being a vampire.
This was not really one of those times.
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i've been hiding for so long, i don't know how to leave by quietdetective
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
03 Feb 2026
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such a small and delicate thing, treated so harshly by quietdetective
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
18 Dec 2025
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i came to you broken, and you caught every piece that fell by quietdetective
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
08 Dec 2025
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i've watched every tragedy, waiting my turn. but you came, and suddenly, i didn't want my turn to come by quietdetective
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
04 Oct 2025
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Fatal and I went off the deep end nearly a year ago and shared a brain cell to create this AU, with help from others in the Payneland Party Server. The link is to some amazing art Fatal did, as well as some more lore on this little AU.
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Coffee's Reluctant Pirate Week Contributions 2025 by quietdetective
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
24 May 2025
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“Why didn’t you tell me about your father?”
“I was afraid you would think I was a coward, or weak. For not fighting back.”
“Do you think I’m weak?”
“No!”
“Ah. A coward, then.”Bookmarked by quietdetective
29 Jun 2025
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Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here (but my hope lives inside you) by CursedWonders
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
19 Feb 2025
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The Case of the Very Long Stairway AU where Charles finds a version of Edwin that only remembers 70 years of hell
Or hell but I made it worse
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28 Feb 2025
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Hours before Arthur's coronation, he receives an oath from his manservant far more significant than any he would have ever awaited. Problem is, the oath is followed by a revelation he never saw coming.
Bookmarked by quietdetective
01 Mar 2023
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Are you dead? Sometimes I think I’m dead by junebugtwin
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Aug 2021
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Seven is not supposed to exist, which is fine, because a ghost can't cause the end of the world.
Her siblings go about the rest of their miserable lives, and Vanya, who is there as much as she isn't, can only watch.
For the most part.
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Bookmarked by quietdetective
02 Aug 2021
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Born To Take Care Of You by WyvernQuill for Butcher_of_Blaviken_666
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Dec 2019
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"Which Duke do you work under?" Azirafell asked conversationally, snapping a mug of something hot and sweet into existence and taking a sip. "Because I do hope they're considering you for promotion."
"Ngh?" Raphael blinked, feeling a little like the muddy rug had been pulled out from beneath him. "What?"
"Well, an enterprising young demon like you…" Azirafell smiled at him in a way that was all Lecherous Temptation, Raphael could tell from the detestable effect it had on the very pit of his stomach. "...ought to go places, in my humble opinion."
"Hah." Said Raphael, very lost. "Demon?"
In which the Archangel Raphael watches over humanity, prevents the End of the World, and spends 6000 years falling in love with a demon who doesn't even know his real name.
It's fine...
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Bookmarked by quietdetective
14 Jan 2020