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those idiot criminals are my friends, your honor by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Ultraman: Rising (2024)
03 Oct 2025
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He tuned out the squabbling men across from them to Fucile, leaning in to hear him better. “What’s up, bro?”
“It’s nice to see you smile, a real one I mean, not that crap you put on for the media.” Fucile teased.
He laughed nervously. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, man. I laugh all the time.” He finished off his statement with a patented Ken Sato laugh and a sip of his drink. It didn’t taste as good anymore.
Fucile just hummed in response. He looked amused, leaning away from Kenji so he could see him better. He had a stupid, lazy smirk on his face as he dragged his eyes up and down Kenji’s frame.
Kenji felt distinctly like prey about to be eaten by a predator.
Not taking his eyes off of Kenji, Fucile grabbed his glass off of the table, downing the rest of it in one go. Still smirking, he finally turned away.
“Fine, keep your secrets then, Ken Sato.”
Or: how Kenji makes himself a family, bonds with his daughter, and learns that maybe, just maybe, everything will be okay
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a dragon in sheep's clothing by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Mulan (Disney Animated Movies)
09 Sep 2025
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"I could change you." She spoke quietly, her words barely audible. Mulan had to lean in to hear them. "It might just solve all of your problems."
She opened her mouth to speak, but hesitated. Closing her mouth, she nodded, "Do it." A pause. "Please.." she added.
The old woman grinned, raising one wrinkled hand. Mulan placed her own hand in the woman's palm. The candle blew out, casting them into sudden darkness. The woman's grin only widened, moonlight glinting off of her teeth as Mulan vision faded. to. black..
Or: If only men can fight in the war, then Mulan will just have to become a man.
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Danny was going to scream. For once, (once!) he'd been minding his own business, just trying to get to school, but of course the ancients-damned universe couldn't just let him get one normal day.
So far in the last hour Danny had gotten sucked through a natural portal, freaking mugged like his life was some b rate gangster movie, been thrown through ANOTHER portal, and, to top it all off, he was stuck in a demon trap in the middle of the woods in who knows where with no one else around.
What was his life?
Or: Danny has a very, very bad day. This leads to a worse day, some new people, and eventually, a somewhat better day.
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the secrets we keep (can be healed) by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Mar 2025
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Spencer Reid was very good at hiding. He hid from bullies, he hid from his past, and he occasionally hid from an unsub. He was also very good as hiding secrets, but this one doesn't seem to want to stay hidden.
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A string of murders has the team traveling to Los Angelas for a case and learning things about Spencer's past that he never wanted to be brought to the surface.
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He Was Wrong by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Oct 2024
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There was nothing wrong with Problem child. Aizawa was never wrong.
So what happens when he is?
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Aizawa analyzes something wrong for the first time, specifically his student Izuku Midoryia.𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀
Hi, this work has been taken over by me(Aizawa_Internally) and it is not discontinued!
I have edited things from the original chapter and while this is in progress I might change up some tags!
Also I’m writing this I just have summer school and band camp I’ll update as soon as I can!!! Writing is slow because I don’t have much time to write, but with recent ao3 stuff I’m almost done too!I hope you enjoy this!
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Mama Leo things~ by roasted_breadstick
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
11 May 2024
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All of my tmnt works with Parental Leonardo :)
These aren’t related, but I guess they could be read as in the same “world”
<3<3<3
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chasing the rabbit by mimiwrites
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Mar 2022
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Katsuki gets hit by a quirk that makes him lose his memories, but not his feelings. When he looks at people, he knows exactly what he feels towards them; respect, admiration, friendship.
So why does he think Izuku is his boyfriend?
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18 Feb 2026
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The "Dying" Hobbit by Resacon1990
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Jun 2014
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"It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."
Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.
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17 Feb 2026
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It was really just his luck that a hulking monster lumbered out of the woods and directly onto his driveway. Just his luck that he threw enough parties when his parents were gone that the neighbors had long tuned out any noise that came from his yard. Just a nice cherry on top of the fucking cake that, even if anyone did hear him screaming when claws tangled in his jacket and pulled, Steve honestly wasn’t sure they’d have cared enough to bother anyway.
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Months before El ripped open the gate at Hawkins Lab, the Demogorgon started ripping tears of its own. Months before it found Will Byers, it found Steve Harrington.
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21 Jan 2026
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Euphoric Healing by rdillard1
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2025
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Izuku was kidnapped when he was 7 by a group of villains. Since then, he has been kidnapped by other villains because of his healing quirk. He finds himself having escaped the League only to end up in Overhaul's clutches. How will he escape? Who will he meet along the way?
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Izuku has a healing quirk that kind of makes him high when he uses it too much. Villains want him to use his quirk. He has been used for ten years and is at the end of his rope. Follow his story as he endures his time with Overhaul and eventually is rescued! Trying not to spoil too much, but I swear this is a good fic and you should read it!!
NOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0BeokENCzJd22064YRscXG?si=s0Ugjhy2ScS1UxabMohHCw
This playlist was made by Axolotl_in_water after reading this fic FOR this fic. Check it out!- Language:
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17 Jan 2026
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Eddie meets his soulmate the first day of sophomore year. It takes him seven years—following the trail of song snippets that get stuck in his soulmate’s head—to figure out who it is.
Unfortunately, it’s not even a cool song that finally does it.
It's fucking LAST CHRISTMAS, by WHAM.
Bookmarked by roasted_breadstick
02 Jan 2026