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- Gravity Falls (2)
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you'd think Stan would learn by now not to do something stupid that nearly gets himself killed.
but if that was the case he wouldn't be here, would he?Or, Stan gets his kidney stolen.
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- Part 17 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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an attack on the boat that neither of the twins were prepared for lead to some long dormant issues resurfacing.
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
- Alex Hirsch- Words:
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Ford grits his teeth, snarling at his reflection. The man in the mirror looks pale, circles under his eyes and a tense set to his jaw. His posture is rigid. His hands are shaking. If Ford were to see this man during his adventures in the portal, maybe in a marketplace or on the way to a detention facility, he would avoid them. Disheveled, he reprimands his reflection. Rancid.
Feral.
Bookmarked by ryeBread1825114
23 Feb 2026
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Snow continues to drift down, a dusting that settles everything in a fine, cold layer. Everything past the front door is white, except for two dots of bright red that just made landfall.
Stanford has just killed his brother.
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Alternatively, This Is Why we don’t answer the door with crossbows. Stanford.- Language:
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Bookmarked by ryeBread1825114
03 Feb 2026
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Ford whirled around in his chair to see a piece of equipment flickering on the wall. Some sort of electrical issue, he figured. But, just then, the sound started. It was faint, but audible. A sharp, electrical hiss.
And suddenly, Ford was back. Back in the Fearamid, cuffs searing his skin. Electricity whirring in his ears, lightning buried deep into every nerve. And-
And Him. Him.
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Ford has a rough night in the lab. Luckily, Stan's there to help.Bookmarked by ryeBread1825114
12 Dec 2025
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Steven swallowed, looking out across the ocean. The sun had almost disappeared, the red sky growing purple. They thought he was happy, that he was thriving. He couldn’t be the one to pull them out of that fantasy, not when they were finally able to grow on their own. Steven forced his lips into a smile, and it felt so easy. Everyone had enough to worry about, he didn’t need to add to the list of things. No-one else should have to have to fix him.
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Everyone is finally happy, growing and thriving. The Crystal Gems loved helping run Little Homeschool, and loved teaching new gems everything about Earth, and how embrace change. But Steven... Steven was struggling. Glowing pink, unstable, and unwilling to let anyone else worry about him, his spiral downwards can only get worse.
Bookmarked by ryeBread1825114
09 Nov 2025
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what if the call from the book of bill went through, and Stan comes to the cabin to find Ford standing on his roof, bleeding and barely conscious?
title from "minor holiday" by sparkbird