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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Crowley strolled through the garden of the Selsey house, pruners in hand, scrutinizing the plants with a practiced eye. He snipped a yellowing leaf off one of his lilies. Once he might have pulled the whole plant up and made an example out of it. He would have hissed threats at the rest of them as he did. But now he just clipped the yellow leaf and tucked it into the pocket of his black gardening apron. He continued his inspection of the plants, moving along the raised beds, looking for any hint of imperfection among the foliage and deep red and purple blooms. Everything was as it should be until he rounded the corner and saw a little patch of yellow daffodils peeking out of one of the beds.
    “Angel?” he called to Aziraphale who sat on a bench next to a nearby fountain, reading a book with a little tray of fruit and cheese.
    “Yes, dear?” He said without looking up from his book.
    “Why are there daffodils in my garden?”
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    After the events of Part 1, Crowley and Aziraphale navigate the new dynamics of their relationship, play parent to Muriel, and try to stop the end of the world... again.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    When Loki's fiancee is caught cheating moments before they're due to get married on stage in front of millions of people, he picks a man out of the audience to marry instead. A security guard. Named Mobius.

    Aka the "Marry Me" AU that my brain will not shut the fuck up about.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    A series of drabbles for my own indulgence. They have been separated from the main collection so they are easier to find in their own category.

    Love comes in many forms and lights.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Is Mobius having a mental breakdown? Possibly. Does everybody else think he's crazy? Definitely yes. But is that going to stop him from helping Loki? Absolutely not.

    Or: Mobius is given another chance.

     

    A tribute to Season 2.

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    09 Aug 2025