20 Bookmarks by spiralingstaircases
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Cannibal Reincarnation AU
Where Pyro and Owen are reincarnated in modern nyc, pretending to have no memories of their past lives on meeting the vampires
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- 3/?
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23 Feb 2026
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Cherri was getting married. Cherri did not want to get married. Cherri had no say in the matter.
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Apo was getting married. Apo did not want to get married. Apo had no say in the matter.Bookmarked by spiralingstaircases
20 Feb 2026
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Virgil has been hopelessly crushing on his neighbor Logan for over a year, quietly enduring his unrequited feelings. Meanwhile, Virgil's roommate Roman is in full-blown meltdown mode over his twin brother Remus dating both Roman and Virgil's sworn enemy: Janus. At least that keeps things… distracting.
Until Logan gets a new roommate, Patton, who takes a liking to Roman and starts dropping by more often. And of course, he’s never alone. Logan comes with him.
(A Sanders Sides University AU)
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26 Jan 2026
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Anxiety and Logic. Such a novel pairing. Yet for Logan, it just seemed to make sense ever since Virgil became a Light Side and moved in to the Mind Palace, even though it was completely irrational in theory.
He's been pining over the boy for almost a year in secrecy, but advice from his close friends may be what he needs to encourage him to reveal his...feelings?Bookmarked by spiralingstaircases
17 Jan 2026
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balancing on breaking branches, those eyes add insult to injury by Hayden_the_witch
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
09 Mar 2026
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“You done freaking out?” Remus asks him, mustache twitching in amusement.
Logan slowly uncurls, stretching out his muscles and cricking his neck. “Are you done treating me with kid gloves?” Logan glowers.
“You want me to go as hard as I can?” Remus grins, his teeth suddenly sharp and gleaming. “Ooooh, doctor,” he moans, and Logan rolls his eyes.
OR: A freak-out on Logan's part leads to a conversation and an understanding between the outcasts of the group.
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- Part 1 of breaking branches series
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12 Jan 2026
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Two days without eating and three without sleeping sound like the typical schedule for college student Logan Berry. He's in class all day, and he works all night in order to just barely scrape by every month. Constant bills leave little room for bare necessities, and it's clear that his current lifestyle is very damaging to both his mental health and his physicality. While looking for solutions, he comes across one that seems... mediocre at best. But, he's desperate. And what is this "mediocre" solution? A sugar daddy.
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02 Jan 2026
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that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. by lavendernlilac, mochiwrites
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP
28 Dec 2025
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the full series of the scariande bodyguard au that contains both the nsfw and sfw fics
*see “but what’s in a name” for only sfw fics
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07 Jun 2025
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“I just figured you were weirdly small. Do Watchers have runts?” Xander asked only half-mockingly, eyebrows raising at the immediate response.
“Excuse me!? I am perfectly average-sized for a—” Xelqua stopped.
“...For a what?”
“...For a,” The Watcher hunched into itself and checked over its shoulder. Which was completely unnecessary, considering Watchers can always see in all directions, “...Player.”
The last word was whispered so quietly that Xander had to strain to hear it, and even then he questioned if he’d heard it right.
“You’re a Player?” Xander asked incredulously, part insulted that it would try to fool him and part horrified that that was a possibility in the first place.
---(Xelqua is a new Watcher. Xander, fondly known to many as Evil Xisuma, is a new prisoner of the Watchers. Neither of them want to be there.)
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18 May 2025
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It’s so obvious that False wonders if it’s all in her head.
Ren is to blame for carving out the need that only he can satisfy.
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The moments between the stream weekend, then after.
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- Part 2 of definitely hell
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- English
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- 38,761
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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26 Apr 2025
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The Fourfold Promise by Alex_xis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Apr 2025
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After all those years of pain, this goddamn server had to be kidding.
Jimmy's wings twitched with anticipation as he stared at Tango with widely opened eyes after their respawn.
No, he couldn't be tied to a man that's taken. A very hot, taken man.
He smiled timidly, despite the storm inside his heart. It must've been a fluke in Grian's magic.Except, in Tango's heart there was always more place than just for two.
|| Currently, small edits are being done here, but it's nothing plot changing, lovely people<3||
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23 Dec 2024
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The Lost and Found (is where I found you) by LostInThe_Void
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
31 Mar 2025
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Xisuma hadn’t seen his sibling since he had been sent off to boarding school when he was 15. She had been gone when he was sent home, and he had lost hope of seeing her again over the years. Now, with his own (mostly legal) hybrid protection… company? he didn’t think much about the past and *tried* to focus on the future.
Exiona hadn’t seen his sibling since she went off to boarding school when they were both 15. They had wanted to wait for her, they really did, but after coming out to his parents, he couldn’t stay. Not like he needed to see her anyway, he had a good life now.
But when they’re hired at a company that they’ve never heard about… well.
When they’re both transitioned, changed their legal first names, and lying about their last names, can they really find each other again?
OR: 5 times they didn’t realize and the one time they finally did
OR OR: Projecting onto my two favorite block men with the spice of a LOT of extra plot
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- Part 2 of Trans hermit things
- Part 1 of Schrödinger’s cannon [for The Lost and Found series]
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02 Jul 2024
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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
01 Feb 2026
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
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A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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- Part 2 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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- English
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- 234,130
- Chapters:
- 43/?
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24 Jun 2024
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Much Ado about Summer Camp by PuckParty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Jul 2024
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Bdubs had been coming to Camp Hermit for years and had been a counselor every summer since he was old enough to do it. He loved the atmosphere, the energy, and seeing the kids grow, work together, and change for the better all in a single week. Each week brought its challenges and new stressors, but there was one thing that was always the same:
Etho was a bitch and he did not respect him... no matter how kissable his lips were.
NSFW Chapters: ... all of them
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The title and inspiration for a lot of this fic comes from Shakespeare's play "Much Ado About Nothing"
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Updates weekly (while i get used to my new job <3)
I'm back to my Monday upload schedule! Taking a break from Scarian to explore my beloved boys :,) I hope you enjoy! <333 - Puck!Bookmarked by spiralingstaircases
18 Jun 2024
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Look, I'm Sorry, Please Stop Scaring Everyone by Cat_in_the_Desert
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jan 2025
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A distant knock cut the conversation short, and the two exchanged confused glances.
“I didn’t invite anyone,” Mumbo defended himself.
Grian only rolled his eyes, disappearing from the counter to appear a few moments later in the kitchen doorway. “Want me to check it out?”
“No!” Mumbo immediately rushed to the doorway, stopping only when he would have to go through Grian to go any further. “I can check, it’s fine.”
Tilting his head, Grian asked innocently, “Why can’t I? They wouldn’t even see me. It might be someone you don’t want to talk to. If you answer it, they’d know you’re here, but if I did….”
“Yes, well, it could also be someone I do want to talk to, and you would scare them away because of that.”
Grian responded with an exaggerated offended gasp. “I can’t believe you would accuse me of that, Mumbolio.”
Another knock rang out, interrupting the exchange before Mumbo could make a retort. Instead, he sighed. “Please let me through.”
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or, Mumbo and Grian, vampire and ghost respectively, live rather solitary lives in a mansion a short distance away from civilization, until someone comes knocking and refuses to be scared away.
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- Part 1 of VMGGNS AU
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- 18/26
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08 Jun 2024
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After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, Xisuma, Cub, Stress, Grian, and Scar start mixing soups and potions for the pure curiosity of it! Too many combinations and techniques that make each batch of concoctions unique leads to endless exploration, and it seems like with every twist they put on a recipe, the entire thing flips around. More dangerous soups and potions like weakness or poison are handled with care, and everything is going smoothly... until they try to be a little more efficient with their materials and time, and accidentally get a little more careless.
It's a problem of too many cooks in the kitchen, and unfortunately, there are 2 types of grey colored base potions known. Xisuma mixes the wrong one with his experiment.
Xisuma drinks a Bad Soup. He blacks out.
"And uh, one more question..." Xisuma asked. "Who are you?"
Very bad indeed.
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22 Mar 2024
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She builds a house of string. It takes some time. by BlackBox_Theater
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
24 Aug 2025
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That day in the Build Swap arena, if someone had told PearlescentMoon that one day she would kiss Mumbo Jumbo, she wouldn't have been that surprised.
He was cute, awkward in an endearing sort of way, and blushed the most spectacular shade of red when she teased him.
So sure. Why not? Kissing him could be fun.
If someone told her that kiss would be almost 5 years later, on Hermitcraft, while trying to avoid being killed by her best friend Gem, Pearl would have had about a trillion question. With maybe the most pressing being who the hell was Gem?----------
OR: Their red string of fate is long and tangled.
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- Part 6 of Take Me Dancing
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19 Mar 2024
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Bekah fights for the rights of those condemned by the universe to slavery and abuse, not just under their owners but under the law.
Mel has known since she was young that's she's destined to belong to someone
Hijinks Ensue
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04 Mar 2024
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The Canary of the Black Mines by NorInEnglish (oracledivin)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Sep 2025
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Jimmy doesn’t know how many years it’s been since the Mines have been abandoned. By any means, Jimmy should be long dead. But he just won't die. It's part of the Curse. He resigns himself to his existence as a canary in a cage.
One day, he hears giggles in the walls. Maybe there's hope after all.
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- English
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- 71,589
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- 15/?
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10 Dec 2023
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riacte’s false/ren dump :)
(started out as a one time fic but it keeps on growing, someone save me—)
mostly self-contained fluffy oneshots. sometimes a bit of arospec / qpr flavour :)
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- 119,040
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- 41
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- 18
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01 Oct 2023
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There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared.
Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome in his village. Surely nothing will go wrong, right?
Impulse has three months to live the life he's always wanted... but without Skizz by his side. Surely something's bound to go wrong.
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- Part 1 of The Tomato Barrel AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,407
- Chapters:
- 39/42
- Comments:
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27 Sep 2023