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James Potter and Regulus Black have been secretly sleeping together for quite some time. It’s going great until Peter Pettigrew catches them in the act. And none of them thought Remus Lupin of all people would be bad at keeping secrets from Sirius.
Based on an episode of New Girl.
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21 Feb 2026
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“So, you’re in my body and I’m in your body. Why don’t we like…” Sirius claps his hands together, trying to demonstrate what Regulus thinks might be two bodies colliding by force.
“Yes, yes, I see what you’re saying. A–a jolt!” Regulus says, catching on. “Okay, you go over there, and I’ll go over here.”
Sirius nods enthusiastically, like this is the best idea in the world, and heads over to the other side of the Astronomy Tower. He takes his position, looking back at Regulus. “On my count. One, two, three!”
OR: Regulus and Sirius Black wake up to find their bodies magically swapped. As the brothers stumble through each other's lives, hijinks ensue, and they are forced to confront their fears, navigate their romantic lives, and uncover hidden truths to work toward forgiveness. Inspired by Freaky Friday (2003).
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09 Feb 2026
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to get one's just deserts: to receive the appropriate reward or (more usually) punishment for one's actions.
The door to the car opened with a whine, followed by the coughing of a pathetic old man.
Barty walked to him, the pavement as light beneath his trainers as a cloud. He was skipping. He was laughing. He was crying. He was God and the Devil and Man. He was cutting the umbilical cord as he was born.
Abraxas Malfoy was crawling, and that was so fitting. On the side of his face where the airbag had impacted, there were small cuts like a dusting of weeping freckles. The skin looked raw and burned. The eye socket was swelling and the whites of the eye were spiderwebbed red.
Barty had never seen anything so beautiful.
Malfoy didn’t cry or beg for his life. He was spitting profanities, assuring Barty of his power and how Barty would suffer for this. He didn’t apologise. He didn’t repent. He didn’t revert to a quivering mass of tears and call out for his own mother.
He didn’t believe.
So, Barty stood above him, and he aimed the gun.
The Order is dead. The rich must pay. The city will burn. Evan and Barty fall in love.
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17 Jan 2026
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What if your eyes changed color depending on your mood?
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Before James could respond, the dark haired boy stood up, dusting off his pants lightly.
“Always gold brimmed around me, Potter. Sometimes red. Sometimes … black.” His voice didn’t rise; it stayed even, clinical almost, as if he was reciting one of the emotion charts that Healers used. “Must you hate me this much, Potter?”
Grey met a storm of different hues of red brimmed with a glowing gold. Fitting for a Gryffindor.
James’ jaw tightened. “And what do yours mean then, Baby Black? Because they’re always the same. Cold and empty.”
The others' eyes then flickered. His composure cracking. Dark blue bled through the cracks of his silvery grey. Much like a stormy night sky, before it vanished just as fast as it came.
“That’s the point, Potter.”
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06 Jan 2026
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The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by whitmans_kiss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2013
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Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.
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03 Jan 2026