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Audio Length: 11:45
Shane’s throat is scratchy, particularly when he has to face Ilya Rozanov. Surely, that is just coincidence.
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[Podfic of] BREAKING: Shane Hollander has ADMITTED to sleeping with Teddy Bears by ajcrowley2481, celli, foundbyjohndoe, Freekyflob, fullofhope137, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite), supermandypods (supermandy_markone), the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), xia pods (xianvar)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Audio Length: 10:18
JOHN - Interviewer: Do you feel any emotions towards the Boston Raiders after they injured you, and took you out of the playoffs?
Shane Hollander: I feel a lot of emotions towards their team.
JOHN - Interviewer: Any in specific?
Shane Hollander: Romantic feelings.
JOHN - Interviewer: Uh. Romantic? What does that mean?
(Presumed) Yuna Hollander: Please excuse him. He’s concussed.
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He could be useful.
He could help.
If he cleaned it before his father got back, he—
Ilya's safe. He's with someone who cares about him. They are alone in a cottage and no one (except Shane's parents) know where they are.
So why is Ilya having a panic attack?
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[Podfic of] rubies and ichor by ButchCraft, vexbatch pods (vexbatch)
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Feb 2026
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Audio Length: 11:51
Surely, surely her own heart could not be so cruel.
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[Podfic of] A Ship's Personal Archive of News Reports on the Actions of a Certain Rogue SecUnit by blackglass, carboncopies, flamingwell_collabs, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), mangotart_reads, nony, rasp (buries), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), wilfriede0815 for ArtemisTheHuntress
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2026
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ART follows Murderbot's adventures through the newsfeeds to make sure it's all right.
(Primarily in-universe news documents. Murderbot is not exactly subtle sometimes.)
Podfic of A Ship's Personal Archive of News Reports on the Actions of a Certain Rogue SecUnit by ArtemisTheHuntress.
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vending machine of podfic snacks [under 5 min pods, 2025 edition] by kbirb, kbirb pods (kbirb), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), WanderPods (RangerJedi67)
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kbirb's podfics under 5 minutes, 2025 series!
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AU wherein Ed and Izzy have an OnlyFans page and Stede has money to burn.
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The Stede Dick Ensmallening Agenda by lovedhands, vexbatch
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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What it says on the tin. For if you hate that guy Steve and/or think he needs to be humbled. Mostly uncorrelated oneshots. Almost always with a hefty helping of degradation/humiliation for everyone's favorite plague.
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Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.
A dick pic.
Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.
Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.
Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?
Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.Series
- Part 1 of The Lily Files
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
24 Jan 2026
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hayden thinks lily is trans and it's HILARIOUS
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You are Yuna Hollander.
An introspection of Yuna's meditations on her son and their relationship across the events of Heated Rivalry. Not book compliant.
Bookmarked by vexbatch
01 Jan 2026
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BEAUTIFUL Yuna pov
makes me cryyyyyyyyyyyy, i love her so much
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Medusa is alone and she likes it that way. But when a blind girl, immune to her powers, wanders into her temple and the two strike up a relationship, how will she adjust to her first companion in centuries? And what will this friend do if she discovers Medusa is more than a lonely girl on a hill?
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
29 Dec 2025
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medusa and her human lover xenia
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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what a simple thought (you're starving 'til you're not) by yaz113
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
20 Oct 2025
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[Dennis] doesn’t think. Doesn’t plan it. Just reaches out, hand landing on Robby’s arm, thumb pressed into the crook of his elbow. Light, deliberate, a mirror of every touch he’s been given all day.
Robby goes still. Completely still.After three weeks of being palmed by Robby, Whitaker decides to return the favor.
Robby promptly has a crisis.- Language:
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
25 Oct 2025
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Robby/Whittaker in the closet after all those electric touches