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Messages by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Melioristicbeast
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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“When McCall called to say you’d lost your mind, I thought he was fucking with me. It implies you had a mind to lose to begin with.”
“Do you know what this heathen did?!” Stiles demanded, facing Jackson around the side of the board, but pointing his marker backwards towards the apartment across the way.
“I probably don’t care,” Jackson admitted, sighing in annoyance.
“He was watching Star Wars out of order, Jackson! Out. Of. Order! Not like, the original trilogy, then the prequels, then the sequels, oh no! No! He was watching them all willy nilly in whatever order he wanted!”
“The tragedy,” Jackson deadpanned, coming around the entertainment unit so he was beside Stiles at the whiteboard.
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Abomination by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Melioristicbeast
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Feb 2025
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Reaching up with one hand to rub at his shoulder, trying to ease some of the pain in the muscle there, he wandered back to his bedroom and kicked the door shut behind himself. He’d only just turned towards his bed to fall face-first onto it—fuck the lights, he’d leave them on, he did not care—when movement out of the corner of his eye caught his attention and his heart dislodged itself into his throat.
He ended up doing a weird half-turn pirouette kind of move, lost his balance, tripped over a pair of pants and landed face-first onto his bed.
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“What day is it?” Derek demanded.
“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
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Derek nodded once, reaching for it, all while reminding himself over and over again in his head to thank him with the pun. This was it, this was the moment for him. Stiles would realize he’d understood the pun from yesterday, and would laugh, and Derek would feel relieved, and everything would be great.
His hand closed around the cup and he said, “Thanks for the latte.”
Fuck.
Fuck!
Stiles looked startled, eyes dipping down to the drink Derek was now holding, and then back up. “Sorry, did you—I thought you wanted a coffee, did you want a latte?”
“No.” Derek turned his back on him and walked away, resisting the urge to just head straight back to his car to drive off a cliff.
Thanks a latte! The fucking pun was thanks a latte! Not thanks for the latte! Fuck! How had he messed it up so fucking badly?! It was three words!
“That went well,” Boyd said, catching up with him. Derek just reached out to punch him hard in the arm without even looking.
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Checking the time on his watch, he realized he was a minute behind and hurried to grab his briefcase and headed quickly out of his apartment, locking up behind him. He took the stairs down to the ground floor, because the elevator took an eternity, and had just entered the lobby when his usual morning companion exited the lift.
He offered a smile, and raised his travel mug in greeting. The silent hello was returned with a head jerk and the raising of his own travel mug.
The two of them headed for the door together, his companion reaching it first and opening it, holding it open for him. Nodding a thanks, he exited the building and went to wait at the curb, the other man following suit a moment later.
They stood about two feet apart, sipping their coffees and saying nothing to one another.
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In light of everything happening right now, I thought I'd just write a bunch of one-shots based on prompts from this Tumblr post and see if I can turn all of them into something happy, no matter how angsty the prompt is. Just spreading a little positivity -throws confetti-
All of this is set in an Alternate Universe where none of the Betas died, Derek is still Alpha, and everyone is happy! \o/
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This is 100% written for Adara for their birthday because they are awesome. 31 days of Sterek.
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Just a place for random works and short things I will inevitably write. No kind of continuity.
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Eclipsing the Wolf by stereksterek for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella), xxjinchuurikixx, CelestialVoid
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Mar 2023
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“Scott! You’re not going to believe how much stuff there is on the internet about Werewolves! I mean, who knew?! Anyway, I’m not sure how much of it is real and how much of it is nonsense. So I came up with a plan to get the answers we need.”
Scott had a feeling he was going to regret asking but did anyway, “What’s the plan?”
“I’m going to go undercover as a werewolf.”
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Or; Scott wants to be cured of lycanthropy, so Stiles pretends to be a werewolf in order to get close to the mysterious Hale pack. What could possibly go wrong?
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Without Me. Without Us. by EdgeOfMyDesiree for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Sep 2021
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Stiles obviously had to rescue him. It was his duty as a budding FBI agent: to save people. Protect and serve and all that. Honestly, he can’t count how many times he’s had to save the grumpy Sour Wolf.
[or: Stiles and Derek return to Beacon Hills just in time to save the day. But can their new relationship be enough to make them stay in the only place that’s ever felt like home to them both?]
Teen Wolf FicFest Round Two Prompt: #78 - The " You didn't think you are going to do it without me.*Derek shows up* Without us" scene from the last season but it turns out Stiles and Derek are actually dating.
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Exercising Your Demons by Brighid for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Jan 2021
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Just a little scene of what I think would have happened if Kate had not.
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The College Experience by adara for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Sep 2020
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In which the pack has graduated high school and Derek is adjusting to the changes that brings for them all. He may be missing an important detail when it comes to Stiles and moving on though.
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23 Sep 2020
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by Faladrast AKA surfgirl1 (faladrast) for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
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25 Mar 2020
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by isthatbloodonhisshirt
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