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The Mission Reports by ChouetteInTheNight
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Apr 2025
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Summary
THE MISSION REPORTS
FILE CLASSIFICATION: HIGHLY CONFUSING
AUTHORIZATION LEVEL: FISHYAfter leaving Gabe’s apartment (and by “leaving,” he means getting dramatically rescued and then semi-adopted by a terrifyingly cool pirate with a golden boat), Percy Jackson suddenly has something he’s never had before: time.
Which means his brain decided this would be a great opportunity to chase his long-suppressed dream of becoming a spy. Or maybe a detective. (He’s still workshopping the brand.)
Enter: The Mission Reports.
Also known as: “The thing his therapist suggested when she said ‘try writing about what happens to you.’”
Redacted: Okay, so the therapist is actually Bakkhe—self-declared “emotional midwife” and she told him to “write down everything before it rots inside and bursts out your eyeballs.” Technically, it’s advice. Having witnessed the ascension of the God of Madness should count as being licensed. Right?
So now he’s writing.
Sort of.
Mostly documenting.
With style.Because when your life suddenly includes monsters, magical conch shells, and getting punted into shark tanks by women with demon eyes, someone’s gotta keep track of it all.
Series
- Part 1 of POP Extras