Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. I'd Rather have you than have Humanity, You know? by TotallyNormalMuniLex (Salty_ChocolateBalls)

   Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Amon | Angel of Time/Alberu Crossman
   • Alberu Crossman & Everyone
   • Alberu Crossman & Tasha
   • Amon | Angel of Time
   • Alberu Crossman
   • Tasha (Lout of Count's Family)
   • (mentioned) Adam | Angel of Imagination
   • (mentioned) Klein Morretti | The Fool
   • Pre-Canon
   • Pre-Slash
   • The ship is called Royal error and I will ride and DIE with these two
   • I'm Bad At Tagging
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Getting to Know Each Other
   • And because it's an Amon ship
   • Manipulation
   • Secret Identity
   • Parasites
   • Non-Consensual Body Modification
   • its not too bad
   • And because it's an Alberu ship
   • Overworking
   • Identity Porn
   • Manic Episode
   • yeah dont expect that last one for a while
   • Depression
   • not named but its so obvious it's there at times
   • Slow Burn
   • lcfshipvember
   • Out of Character
   • Out of Body Experiences
   • Emotional Constipation
   • Emotional support animal
   • it's Amon. Of course it is
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Humanity
   • Author has not read Coi
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Minor Character Death
   • creative liberties taken with the power system
   • and Amon's abilities
   • ESPECIALLY his abilities
   • Inconsistent writing style
   • I feel like a sleepless genuinely forgetting to tag these things
   • Indian Dark Elves
   • To clarify
   • Dark elves culture & customs are based off India
   • I will try my best on that part
   • but I may not always be correct
   • AND I am not entirely sure how prevalent it will end up
   • to the main story

   Summary

   Alberu meets a strange crow half buried in desert sands, despite the better half of his mind telling him it's a bad idea- and that something was wrong with this crow- Alberu decides to take it back to the palace anyway. His own stepmother tries to kill him near daily, what else could happen? (Turns out, quite a lot.)

   SHIPVEMBER - Everything but Human

    

   I'm begging you, please don't expect much from me.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Shipvember 2025!!!
   • Part 2 of Ongoing </3

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,131

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   42

   Kudos:

   72

   Bookmarks:

   13

   Hits:

   860