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Parrot was walking back from the news that he needed to give a debate against LettuceK himself, while walking to his tower which he shared with his best friend Theo he saw Boosfer looking at the leader board.
Boosfer sighed while his foot went up and down, he heard Parrot coming and quickly changed his attitude. "AH! my great friend Parrot!" His annoying grin spreading, "how unlucky you are to get put with Lettuce himself!" Fake sympathy appearing on his face. "Like you care Boosfer" Parrot crossed his arms "you also find this 'debate thing' useless. You said it yourself!" Parrot's eyes narrowed, stepping closer to Boosfer
"Yes yes... I /did/ say that... but I said it in more," he paused his hands moving in circles till he came up with the word. "Style!" Boosfer smiled a bit over te top. "But!, it was more for the ones..." He looked Parrot up and down. "Lower than me." He placed his hand on his heart. Parrot's eye twitched, before he can deffend himself Boosfer spoke again.
"Honestly! Im suprised you even made it this far!" Boosfer said mockingly "but... who am I to jugde huh? No one could be brighter than the smartest player on the server!!!" Boosfer sounded like he was enyoing rubbing salt in the wound. Parrot knew he wasn't the smartest, that name only came from his duo with-
...
Parrot didn't want continue the line of thought.
"Welp, i'd better go...for /your/ bestwill ofcourse! i'd like to see the person who is LAST ON THE LEADERBOARD," he said it harder than the rest of the words "not mess up infront of everyone."
Boosfer waved goodbye, and Parrot just stood there for a moment. He sighed and continued walking to the tower.
As he came closer he heard voices coming from the tower...
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU BRO"
It sounded like Theo's voice, Parrot immediately went up the ladder quickly almost falling in the hurry. As parrot came up he froze, just, straight up. Froze. It was Wifies... but, he didn't /look/ the same...
He had a white long labcoat, with tiny bits of redstone on it.
the necklace Parrot had in his neck behind his scarf. ( which is weird because Wifies gifted it to him...how did he get it back? )
A cup of coffee in his hand ( the basic one, the one that looks like cardboard but is not... )
Glasses, which Wifies did NOT have last time he saw him
A mole?
Something smeered on his face... almost like, something blew up on him. Thankfully it was black and not red.
And... his headband, which looked not torn apart or harmed in anyway-
So... If parrot knew one thing in this confusion it was that this 'Wifies' was not /really/ HIS Wifies.
The figure stayed silent, calculated, like anyword spoken may blow up this place... Theo asked again "hello? Bro! You just... Show up, RANDOMLY! WHILE. IN. INVIS. AND NOW YOURE NOT EVEN TALKING?" Theo was crashing tf out, Parrot knew he should interfeer but he just...Couldn't. His muscles stayed in place, unwilling to move a single centimeter.
Eventully the figure spoke "You are...Unique, if I may say the least, but you are not the one named 'Parrotx2'" Parrots mouth finally opend though no words came out, this... person sounded exactly like Wifies, the same tone, same way of speaking, same everything... well, one thing was off. The way he choose his words, it sounded /way/ to analyzed, to... classy? Parrot couldn't choose
"OH, LOOK WHO'S FINALLY SPEAKING!" Theo sounded annoyed but continued "But you're right, i'm not Parrot? Im better then him obviously" Theo said. 'Wifies's' face frowned but only the eyes, making a dissapointed and tired look. It made Parrot realise how big and dark his eyebags are. He took a sip of his coffee and his eyes darted straight at Parrot. Parrot flinched, the first reaction his body made
"/this/ is him correct?" 'Wifies' said with and expressionless face "who?- oh..." Theo looked and saw Parrot in the door frame, he wanted to talk to him but realised how stunned he looked. As much as he wanted to comfort his best friend, Theo never got the explanation of what happend between him and Wifies... He hated it but wanted this to play out.
"As seen from you're reaction," 'Wifies' spoke "I am not the one who you expected to stand before you...am I correct?" 'Wifies' said it in a tone that parrot knew that he knows he's right. That was alyways the case... Wifies was smarter, Parrot just never accepted it. "You are right for that. And I am not the one who you /think/ I am" that made... no sense for Parrot, this person looked just like Wifies... but he was dead, right? "It might be confusing for your lowly educated brain, but I am Wifies."
"Just not yours."
Parrot hadn't spoken a single would, but Theo responded for him. "What do you /mean/ 'not yours'?" Theo looked confused but walked towards Parrot slowly, Wifies eyes followed but he continued, but not without a sigh escaping "you're not the best hack on the server are you?" He scoffed a bit but kept it incheck. Theo felt offense and his wings twitched in annoyance. "As I said, I am not the Wifies you know Parrot. He was just a... Low laying copy of myself."
As Theo was now closer he whisperd something Parrot could barley catch in his mind state. "How much 'lower' can you be" Theo mumbeld. 'Wifies' continued, parrot trying to keep up. This was to much for him, seeing your dead best friend stand infront of you saying your best friend /wasn't/ dead? The only thing Parrot could do was listen
"After you're...Encounter, I brought him back to the factory. Getting him on the operation table and checking his chip, thats how I came to this so called 'server'" He rolled his eyes. "If i may say, this /was/ the best chip i've seen," a tiny smirk apeared on his face "He really liked it here... especially you Parrot, you were the only good thing in his memory bank." Parrot was fidgetting with his sleeve, a clear sign of discomfort. "The newer things /were/ damaged, so... i'll bite, what happend darling?"
Parrot flinched at the nickname, his iwngs folded close around him...Only Wifies saod that nickname as a joke to him once, something about some beef with Derap. How did he know? This reaction made Theo more curious on what happend, this Wofoes was cleerly asking Parrot just to rub it in. Every sense in Theo's body was screaming at him to interfeer, but... He wanted to know badly.
"If you are Wifies you should know right?" Parrots voice came out shaky, but he didn't care. He was just lucky he got some words out. "Ah yes... trying to be smart huh? I wont let you off that easy." 'Wifies' responded.
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Silence, just, quiet. But then Parrpt spoke again, he took a deep breath and began. "Well... Wifies died. That happend." 'Wifies looked dissapointed in him. "...And? I need to know /how/ he died. Otherwise I do not know if i need to change their program for future clones" Shit. Ofcourse it didn't work, Parrot couldn't find a way out of this one. This Wifies was way to smart, always one step ahead.
"Pressure plates."
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"Huh..." 'Wifies' answerd. "The same way you guys met? Emotional manipulation is not a point im approving for sure. So, as the first gate, the room blew up i suppose."
Theo was biting his finger as a sign of focused but disstressed, but spoke anyways "...thats what happend?" He looked at parrot confusion with hints of intriguement. Parrot looked down, knowing it was way more than that. But he wasm't aboit to talk about it with 'Wifies' in the room.
"Mhm..." Parrot nodded, not making eye contact.
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"Then I am done here. Goodluck with your little game for king, we will meet again if our paths allign." 'Wifies' grabbed an invis potion oit of his pocket.
"And do not worry, I /will/ be fixing him... He was always my favorite." he splashed the potion on the ground making the effects almost immediate, and within second no particals were seen in the room.