ConfusingThePolarity
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The first morning in Greg and Mycroft's new home does not go quite to plan.
Written for a Mystrade is Our Division Facebook prompt to use: 'don't tempt me', 'tender', and 'glow'.
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Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes share what might just be the slowest moving relationship in the history of gay men until the real reason for Mycroft's hesitancy is forced into the open.
Set in the year after the events at Sherrinford.
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A fluffy little thing written for this week's Mystrade is Our Divison's prompt. My prompt words were: one, search, stab, joke, deliver.
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- Part 3 of Mystrade is Our Division fic prompts
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Greg Lestrade finally escapes from a dull Monday morning of pointless meetings to find that there is an escaped dildo on the loose in New Scotland Yard.
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Something Just Like This by ConfusingThePolarity, RomanyWalker
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies)
16 Mar 2024
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Set a few months after what went down on Sherrinford. Someone decides that Mycroft needs a break. And a boyfriend. Enter Greg Lestrade. It might, however, have been nice if 'someone' had asked him first.
Sherlock and Bond exist in the same universe, with borrowings from Death in Paradise.
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Mystrade is Our Division fic prompts by ConfusingThePolarity, EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
Fandom Sherlock (TV)
29 Jun 2024
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Greg Lestrade And The Adventure Of The Alternative Lifestyle by ConfusingThePolarity, EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity), RomanyWalker
Fandom Sherlock (TV)
29 Apr 2018
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Greg is in a polyamorous relationship with The Brothers Holmes. That was never going to be easy.
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He Said Yes by ConfusingThePolarity, EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
Fandom Sherlock (TV)
09 Feb 2017
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Facing the East Wind by ConfusingThePolarity, EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV)
19 Jan 2017
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The Adventures of Greg and Sherlock by ConfusingThePolarity, EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
03 Jan 2017
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How Q Hacked Online Dating by JayPendragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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“How does that lead to…?” Eve waves her hand at the mess behind Q’s back.
Q feels his expression morph into a sly grin. “I have a new plan. I’m going to stay on these dating platforms, but I’m going to treat them as databases. Rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up, I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.”In which Q works in the private sector, still winds up friends with Eve, and applies science to his love life. Obviously, Eve gets involved.
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Bookmarked by EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
03 Nov 2025
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Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)
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- Part 1 of author's favorites
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Bookmarked by EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
02 Nov 2025
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The Inevitability of Time by dhampir72 for missMHO
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
05 Jan 2014
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When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu.
For the 00QNewYearParty as a gift for missMHO.
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Bookmarked by EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
29 Oct 2025
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Just before his eleventh birthday, Harry is found in a dark London alleyway. He is subsequently taken to stay in the home of one Severus Snape until he begins Hogwarts. Harry isn't quite sure what possessed him to agree to this arrangement, and Severus has no intention of allowing Potter's unfortunate progeny to get under his skin, but this is a Severitus fic, we all know how it ends.
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Bookmarked by EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
21 Aug 2025
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Back at school to complete his education, Harry doesn't like life to be boring, that's why he teams up with Draco Malfoy for his final year DADA project.
Bookmarked by EbonyKnight (ConfusingThePolarity)
10 Aug 2025