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    The first morning in Greg and Mycroft's new home does not go quite to plan.

    Written for a Mystrade is Our Division Facebook prompt to use: 'don't tempt me', 'tender', and 'glow'.

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    Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes share what might just be the slowest moving relationship in the history of gay men until the real reason for Mycroft's hesitancy is forced into the open.

    Set in the year after the events at Sherrinford.

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    A fluffy little thing written for this week's Mystrade is Our Divison's prompt. My prompt words were: one, search, stab, joke, deliver.

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    Greg Lestrade finally escapes from a dull Monday morning of pointless meetings to find that there is an escaped dildo on the loose in New Scotland Yard.

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    1/1
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    15
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    88
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    5
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    688
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    Set a few months after what went down on Sherrinford. Someone decides that Mycroft needs a break. And a boyfriend. Enter Greg Lestrade. It might, however, have been nice if 'someone' had asked him first.

    Sherlock and Bond exist in the same universe, with borrowings from Death in Paradise.

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    English
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    32,256
    Chapters:
    9/9
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    1
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    53
    Kudos:
    207
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    33
    Hits:
    4,469
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    Greg Lestrade has a dirty secret, a dirty secret he has been protecting since his divorce.

    He should, however, have known better than to think that he could hide anything from Mycroft Holmes.

    Edit 14/2/22: Okay, so I thought this story was complete when I posted it, but my mind has been drifting back to it for a while. As far as I know it is now finished, but writing this second chapter has set more plot bunnies hopping around the place. I will not add any further chapters that would leave this story incomplete as it stands, however. The second chapter is pure fluff and smut.

    Edit 01/10/2023: Again, I thought this was finished but then got a bee in my bonnet about it and chapter three happened. It is finished as is, but more bees in more bonnets may lead to more chapters.

    I don’t often write smut, so any feedback would be very much appreciated.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    57
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    536
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    9,141
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    Written for the Mystrade is Our Division prompt 'sore'. Greg learns that athletic sex on a school night is not particularly wise and inadvertently comes out.

    Rated 'mature' for references to sex and mild profanity.

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    1,668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,021
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    An injured Greg receives a visit from a persistent Holmes bearing Chinese, and crossed wires are smoothed out.

    Based on #mystradedialogueprompt: "I'm not going anywhere".

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    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    204
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    22
    Hits:
    1,721
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    Greg and Sherlock have retired and are living in a house on the Sussex Downs. Sherlock has been hesitating to get his bees, but Valentine's day is here and Greg never could resist making Sherlock happy.

    This is absolute pure, unadulterated fluff.

    Updated with a second chapter which is as, if not more, fluffy than the first.

    (Apologies for the pun in the title, but when an opportunity like that presents itself...)

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    English
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    4,000
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,158
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    Greg Lestrade has a long-held desire. Mycroft Holmes has a long-term plan.

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    27,164
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    7,280
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    Greg has been married to Mycroft Holmes for two years, but they have now hit a rough patch that he isn't sure that love alone can overcome. The power of love and support from family, however, is not to be underestimated.

    This is essentially a series of conversations which take place between the breakdown of a relationship and finding a way forward.

    Please note that there are references to past domestic abuse and neglectful parenting.

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    English
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    7,065
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,060
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    In which Greg would win medals if dodging his parents' questions about his love life was an Olympic sport, and his mum demonstrates that he is not the only detective in the family.

    Please note that the Holocaust is mentioned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,637
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    Sherlock's behaviour on Greg's new case piques his curiosity and sets him on a path to everything he has ever wanted.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,009
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    Greg and Mycroft have been together for three months, but something is bothering Mycroft and he's not going to let Greg avoid it this time.

    I've been thinking about the different experiences people have accepting their sexuality and coming out, and this kind of happened.

    March 2020: Second chapter added dealing with Greg's somewhat involuntary outing at work six months into their relationship. Please note that the second chapter has references to domestic abuse and stalking within the context of Greg's work.

    Rated 'Teen' because Greg swears when he's angry. A lot.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    20
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    12
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    3,725
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    A chance meeting with an old girlfriend after his weekly football match sets Greg on a new path.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    28
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    309
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,475
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    Greg wakes up with Sherlock the morning after solving a very difficult case and John makes an unexpected discovery.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    295
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3,813
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    Greg has finally been convinced to take the next step up the career ladder. The only problem is that the newly promoted DCI Lestrade is feeling a little...well, old.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,425
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    In which Greg goes from moping over a bad pint the Friday before Christmas to something else entirely by New Year's Eve.

    There is Christmas and New Year fluff, with a dose of smut and Sherlock demonstrating his acceptance of their relationship as only he would.

    It's been marked as complete since the first chapter went up because it was meant to be a one-shot, but I can't seem to help myself.

    Fluff with no redeeming qualities.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,551
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    426
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4,563
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    Greg's mum has been battling illness, but now the end has arrived. Mycroft is there for him. Always.

    Hurt/comfort dealing with the loss of a parent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,127
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    Greg has hatched a very festive plan for his and Mycroft's traditional Christmas Eve dinner and rampant fluff ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    640

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