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    “How does that lead to…?” Eve waves her hand at the mess behind Q’s back.
    Q feels his expression morph into a sly grin. “I have a new plan. I’m going to stay on these dating platforms, but I’m going to treat them as databases. Rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up, I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.”

    In which Q works in the private sector, still winds up friends with Eve, and applies science to his love life. Obviously, Eve gets involved.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Après moi, le déluge. (There is nothing gentle about Bond. There is nothing gentle about Q.)

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    02 Nov 2025

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    When they meet for the first time at the National Gallery, Bond has a strange sense of deja vu.

     

    For the 00QNewYearParty as a gift for missMHO.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Just before his eleventh birthday, Harry is found in a dark London alleyway. He is subsequently taken to stay in the home of one Severus Snape until he begins Hogwarts. Harry isn't quite sure what possessed him to agree to this arrangement, and Severus has no intention of allowing Potter's unfortunate progeny to get under his skin, but this is a Severitus fic, we all know how it ends.

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    21 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Back at school to complete his education, Harry doesn't like life to be boring, that's why he teams up with Draco Malfoy for his final year DADA project.

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    10 Aug 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 40

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    It's Valentine's day and Harry has decided to act on his crush. Back at school to redo his seventh year he is enjoying the fact that no one is trying to kill him.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.

    Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.

    With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    John realizes that Sherlock's not as asexual (nor as available) as he had always believed. Through a series of near misses and privacy invasions, he is forced to come to terms with own feelings for his flatmate, as well as to redefine what he really means when he says, "it's all fine."

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    27 Oct 2024

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    After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And that's not even addressing the fact that Potter's got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as he's forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldn't it?

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    12 Apr 2024

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    “Am I sacked?”

    M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

    James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

    “You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

    “So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

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    Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

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    17 Feb 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 46

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    01 Jan 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 44

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    Q studies his reflection in the hotel room’s floor-length mirror. He turns sideways and back again, inspecting himself closely. Even with a critical eye, he can’t find much to complain about, and that’s saying something because he’s a famously nit-picky perfectionist at the best of times.

    The suit fits him perfectly.

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    Q takes on a mission with more fieldwork than he'd like, and brings a suit for the occasion. Bond demonstrates his appreciation.

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    14 May 2023

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    “You don’t drink coffee. Not at home, at least, which means—”

    “You learned how to make a proper pot of tea, so I…" Q trails off. "There’s no need to make a fuss about it.”

     

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    When Bond moves his espresso machine to Q's house, Q puts his mind to learning a new skill.

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    10 May 2023

  14. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Looking good, 007.”

    The compliment halts Bond in his tracks. It’s not Moneypenny’s sultry voice in his ear. Nor is it Tanner’s, with its warm, friendly professionalism.

    Bond searches around the exterior of the hotel for cameras. One glints at him from above the entrance, reflecting the day’s sunlight back at him. It’s a hot summer afternoon in Dubrovnik, and he doesn’t have plans to kill anyone until at least tomorrow.

    All in all, it’s a terrific day to be called good-looking, especially by his Quartermaster.

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    Q likes giving Bond compliments, but there seems to be a catch.

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    08 May 2023

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    Bond and Q's relationship, as seen through the eyes of the other Double-0 agents.

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    08 May 2023

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    Mystery Work

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    08 May 2023

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    Greg Lestrade has been summoned to Mycroft Holmes' private room at his posh club yet again. Like every time before, he struggles to hide just how much the powerful man turns him on.

    Greg is shocked to discover the attraction runs both ways when Mycroft orders him to lock the door and strip.

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    05 Jan 2023

  18. Public Bookmark 31

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    Greg reaches out in a moment of courage. He will be glad he did.

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    02 Jan 2023

  19. Public Bookmark 78

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    Sometimes what you're looking for can be found in an unexpected place. Greg is looking for something he's not sure anyone can give him. Mycroft is willing to try, but will Greg be willing to accept him once he finds out just who has been handling him?

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    31 Dec 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 18

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    Mycroft Holmes was the one person Greg had felt he could be himself with. Which was how he ended up in his current situation, ankles bound to thighs, wrists to opposite elbows, soft rope tied in intricate knots decorating his skin in pretty diamond shapes. It was elaborate, and required quite a chunk of time, which was difficult when they only had a small amount of time together. But on the nights they could spare an entire night, they liked to play games.

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    26 Dec 2022

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