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Scratching Your Back Scratches Mine by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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It started as a faint itch. A slight tickle between Alastor’s shoulder blades, the kind of irritation he could reach back and rub absently away with a careless scrape of his claws. It wasn’t anything particularly unusual; given the temperature of the realm they resided in, sweat was very nearly a given, and even somebody who’d been down here for almost a century could sometimes feel the heat.
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Alastor is experiencing what can only be phantom pain, because he certainly doesn't have anything between his shoulders that should be causing him issue. His lover, on the other hand...
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- Part 57 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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It was beautiful. The most perfect place Alastor could possibly imagine, and he doubted there was anything on Earth that could ever meet its splendour. He didn’t need to be told where he was, though he might venture to ask how he’d gotten here; but that question could wait, for he was too lost in admiring his surroundings.
The sky was a perfect cerulean blue, with pink tinging the horizon and strands of gold seemingly brushing over what few clouds marred its stunning expanse. Pleasantly white, puffy things, all of them sitting low enough that their undersides reflected the pink glow of the setting sun, and Alastor was only sorry he seemingly hadn’t arrived in time to see the sun itself.
It had been too long.
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- Part 56 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Lucifer didn't do anything by half-measures, and when he told Alastor he'd created their very own honeymoon suite at the manor, Alastor had expected something rather ostentatious. Unnecessarily grand, filled with everything a newly married couple could ever think they'd need and then realise were completely useless.
The fact Lucifer seemed to have added an entirely new wing to the manor, complete with motifs of apples and antlers – it genuinely moved something within him. Something that might still be tender and raw from the quaint little ceremony they'd shared, their exchange of vows done where only Charlie could see – and the girl had been sworn to silence, never to reveal the honesty she'd witnessed.
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The hardest part of the wedding is over - the ceremony itself. All that's left for the two of them is to indulge, to consumate their marriage as if they haven't been living in sin (hah!) for the entirety of their relationship.
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- Part 3 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Jump the Broom - Or Hide in Its Closet by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2026
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It's the day! The big day! Finally the big day of Lucifer's wedding, and he's... freaking out about it. What if Alastor doesn't show? What if he's changed his mind? All valid questions that could feasibly end up with him standing at the altar, humiliated and alone. He can't have his panic attack in his rooms, because people keep checking in on him, so he goes to the next best place - the hallway broom closet.
The problem is, it's already occupied. By a person who's taking up rather more of the space than he should rightly be entitled to.
Wait...
Is Alastor freaking out about their wedding?
Rude!
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- Part 2 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Hell was not known for its kindness. Torture was something one could purchase as easily as if it were a necessity, and some might argue that it was. There were all kinds of cruelties available for a sinner inclined towards seeking them out, but Alastor did not need to go in search of suffering.
That was something he could manage all on his own, his frustration mounting as his skin crawled, his nerves squirming under his skin in silent protest as he pulled away from Lucifer's touch.
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Or: Alastor's mind is perfectly fine with Lucifer touching him. His body, tonight, is not. They are at an impasse - unless they can figure out a solution. Or unless a certain shadowy imitation of Alastor can figure out a solution.
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- Part 54 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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A Cinnamon Storm in an Orange Teacup by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2026
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Demons in Hell don't get sick - it's a well known fact. So Alastor's exhaustion? Poor sleep. His sore throat? Overuse. His headache? Being forced to listen to his tenth lecture on how 'sharing is caring' in one day.
No - Demons don't get sick. Surely.
Young humans do, though, and when memories Alastor thought were long-since gone start resurfacing in his mind, maybe it's time to face the fact that his assumptions were wrong. That the remedies thrust upon him worked when his maman was the one insisting upon them - and they might work when Lucifer inflicts them on him now.
Alastor is going to get better, even if Lucifer has to pour the damn tea down his throat.
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- Part 52 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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For the last several decades, there has been one constant in Alastor's life: Vox's obsession with him. Oh, he mocks and teases and humiliates the man for it - he cast Vox aside like a worn out overcoat when he stepped too far over the line - but somewhere deep inside, Alastor needs Vox's attention just as much as Vox needs his approval.
It's a cyclical thing - and when Vox shows up to the hotel, focused on his own goals, Alastor is absolutely certain that the old, pathetic, obsessive Picture Box he once held a fondness for is still in there.
He just needs to draw him out.
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- Part 16 of RadioStatic One Shots
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Inside Every Demon is a Broken Soul by gaeriel_143, MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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A tale in two parts. A peaceful morning turned into the kind of storm that only the Radio Demon and the King of Hell could brew up together, and when things come to a head - when their insecurities get the better of them both - will they possibly be able to find some common ground?
Alastor - stubborn, egotistical, a man absolutely meant to be in the pride ring. So afraid of being perceived as weak that he would push Lucifer away.
Lucifer - terrified of messing this up, of repeating past mistakes. Unable to rein in his own temper when he needs to the most.
Perhaps two broken souls can shore each other up where it's needed.
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- Part 51 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Back Against the Rails by MothballMilkshake for Coleoidea
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Oct 2025
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A lot of things about the hotel had changed since Lucifer had first visited.
Well – considering the entire thing had been a knock-down rebuild, that probably went without saying. Gone were the tattered curtains and mismatched furniture, the bar that had been yanked right out of reality and plopped down in the middle of the lobby. And those railings? Reinforced, reinvigorated, rejuvenated – uh, other words to describe the repairs.
There was another thing that had changed about the hotel, something a little more personal. Something Lucifer was currently enjoying to the fullest, his forearm propped on one of those aforementioned railings as he watched Alastor finishing his morning cup of coffee. At the table on Lucifer's balcony. The balcony they were sharing, because, yep – the Radio Demon now resided in his rooms.
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Or: Lucifer and Alastor are enjoying their morning coffee, until Lucifer issues a challenge Alastor simply cannot let pass. How sturdy are those railings?
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- Part 43 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Take a Long (Hard) Look in the Mirror by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Oct 2025
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Watching Lucifer in the kitchen, cooking pancakes and drawing smiling faces on them using bananas and chocolate syrup, one could almost be forgiven for thinking him the very picture of innocence.
He was so far from the man who, less than half an hour ago, had a hand wrapped around Alastor's throat as he yanked his head back and growled into his ear: “You should see yourself. How good you look when you're getting fucked.”
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Or: Lucifer has a plan to show Alastor exactly how wrecked he looks. Alastor is just along for the ride.
(Featuring art by Birdie AKA Atinymexicanbird)Series
- Part 41 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Lucifer had experienced a lot of good sex in his ten thousand years of life. A lot of bad sex, too.
Somehow, despite having been around for so long and experimenting with – well, basically everything that had been invented – he'd never experienced so many things going wrong during sex.
But Alastor was nothing if not unique.
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Or: A series of vignettes showing just how many ways sex between Alastor and Lucifer can go wrong, from broken bones to black eyes and everything in between. Nobody ever said sex had to be sexy.
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- Part 39 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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When Lucifer fell from Heaven - and landed in the seemingly endless desert that was to be his prison - he thought that was it. That the sin he'd committed was his brand, that there was nothing else left for him.
He'd never expected that he had the potential to sin again.
And that those sins would birth something new. New realms. New demons.
If Heaven was created by the angels, then Hell will be created by him. Even if he never planned to make any of it.
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Lucifer squirmed, warmth racing down his spine and curling indulgently over his thighs, stomach tightening as the first pulses of arousal started to pool low in his guts.
“Mm. Good mor-”
Lucifer didn't get to finish his mumbled greeting, one of Alastor's hands moving lightning-quick to press against his mouth. His brows pinching, Lucifer let out an irritated, non-verbal complaint – only for Alastor to lift his head, leaving Lucifer shivering as the saliva on his back quickly cooled.
“Hush, sire. You wouldn't want to wake the others, would you?”
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There's nothing wrong with getting up to a little bit of fun in the middle of the night, right?
Sure.
So long as none of the others catch on.
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- Part 38 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Alastor had taken to staying at Vee Tower more often than not. Only of a nighttime, mind – he wasn't neglecting his duties about the hotel, nor had he forgotten Lilith's warning. He'd been utilising Angel in Charlie's training, considering Vox was often otherwise occupied, and the girl had finally started to grasp some rudimentary control of her powers. She was now able to call upon her demonic features and unholy fire without the need to goad her into a rage, first – though those skills alone wouldn't make her a general for the army Lilith intended her to lead.
That challenge was an entirely different kettle of flesh, as Rosie might say – and Alastor still felt a twinge of apprehension when he considered the Queen's plans to wage war on Heaven from the inside.
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- Part 57 of Signals Lost and Found
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No Amount of Apples Will Keep This Doctor Away by MothballMilkshake for ParanoidinPink
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Apr 2025
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The first time he saw Alastor again, it hadn't been planned. Lucifer had dropped his car in to have the bumper buffed, and figured he might as well grab a coffee from a cute little bakery that he didn't remember being here before he'd moved. He was waiting in line, looking around at the eclectic mix of decorations and furniture and thinking the whole place gave off a very 'cosy' kind of vibe, when the person standing directly in front of him stepped out of line and hurried outside, his phone ringing loudly as he dragged it from his pocket.
He couldn't see past the shoulders of the man standing ahead of him, he was an absolute beanpole. It wasn't rude, the way Lucifer reached out and tapped him on the back of the shoulder – but the guy jerked forward, stiffening at the contact. He turned enough to look behind him, his gaze sweeping the air above Lucifer's head for a moment before hazel eyes lowered, narrowed in annoyance over a pert nose and forcibly polite smile. A pair of tasteful, wire rimmed glasses glinted in the light as the stranger pushed them up his nose.
“Can I help you?”
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- Part 30 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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This Lunch Break is Gonna Take All Afternoon (And Half the Night) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Feb 2025
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Vox was pretty certain that ‘max usage: 2 cans daily’ was a guideline, definitely not a hard and fast rule.
Anyway, it wasn’t like it mattered – a heart attack would be inconvenient, sure, but it wasn’t going to be taking him out in a more permanent way.
It would hold things up, though, so he’d probably prefer not to have one.
You know. If he had the option.
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- Part 7 of RadioStatic One Shots
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The Definition of Insanity (Results May Vary) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.
It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.
When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.
No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.
Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?
Again?
(Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
- Part 1 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Show Me the Ropes, Sire by MothballMilkshake for viridian_void
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2025
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The first time Alastor had let Lucifer tie him up, Lucifer had tried very hard to keep his excitement to himself. To play it cool – fall into the role of 'man in charge' as though his glee wasn't threatening to spill from him, bubbling beneath the surface of his skin like boiling water rattling the lid of a pot.
That had been made infinitely more difficult when Alastor – and subsequently, Lucifer – had realised that Alastor liked being tied up.
Possibly so much that it had surprised him, cheeks flushing that gorgeous red stain when he'd yanked at the bonds around his wrists and found he couldn't work them loose. Big doe eyes turned on Lucifer with a silent plea in them, and though Lucifer didn't know what he was asking for, he was more than happy to offer soothing words of encouragement, of praise – or of utter filth.
Since then, they'd experimented with a few different things.
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- Part 25 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Overdrive Me to Pieces by MothballMilkshake for TerraSenpai
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2024
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Alastor would never say he admired Lucifer's problem solving skills – he often found the king's solution to a problem quite bewildering, in fact, the man taking such a roundabout way to an answer that one almost forgot what he had set out to do in the first place.
But if he couldn't say he admired them, then at least he could say he was fascinated by them.
Circling back to that unique brand of problem solving – Alastor wasn't quite certain why 'helping him de-stress' involved him having his wrists tied together and strung up to Lucifer's bedhead, but he was interested in seeing how it played out.
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- Part 21 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Alastor was well aware of the fact Lucifer had started holding ‘business meetings’ with Vox just to get under his skin. It couldn’t have been more obvious – all it had taken was for Vaggie to let slip that Alastor refused to do any more television advertisements when the suggestion of promoting the newly rebuilt hotel had come up – and the king had locked a suspicious gaze on him, demanding to know why.
His quite reasonable explanation that television was a tacky, ridiculous, temporary form of media had fallen on deaf ears.
Lucifer obviously wasn’t as foolish as he looked, despite what his silly attire might lead one to believe. He’d asked around, heard about Alastor and Vox’s little on-air disagreement – and subsequent city-wide power outage – and quite quickly put two and two together.