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In the new year following a disasterous Christmas party, Traveller sets his plan in motion to rebuild the bridge with Amelia, through a totally distinct third wheel in Marissa. But when Wander catches wind of this plan, he knows someone who would easily spice up what otherwise sounds like a pretty drab get-together.
Valentine's Day 2026 story! Ironically somewhat platonic, no real drama.
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- 4,333
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The Missus and The Ex by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: Original Work, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
13 Jan 2026
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It's almost Christmas time again, and Traveller has a new problem. Someone from his past has returned, someone he was sure was erased from reality following The Event. Worst, she's a Chronomancer...and his ex-girlfriend. With the sneers of someone he once loved ringing in his ear, Traveller has to navigate a corporate Christmas party while trying to salvage the situation - if only he knew the danger that awaited him within the void.
Christmas 2025 story, way off-target and finished in January.
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Sizzled Scared Snacks (Halloween 2025) by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
13 Jan 2026
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It's Halloween in Inkopolis! Costumes, Candy and Rigged Splatfests abound! For those living in a submarine off the coast, it seems like a great time to go and have the kind of fun they rarely get to have. But as two of the poor souls on board step ashore, they step into a mire of ungainly costumes, unholy candy, and unspeakable acts of evil...
Collab with a friend of mine for Halloween 2025. Yes, 25. I'm quite late lmao
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The Coward of Galifrey by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: Original Work, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
03 Sep 2025
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The Time War was a horrible time, to put it lightly. When empires eons old fell. When a good man went to War. When the most hateful race of moving kettles nearly ended the universe in its totality. The far-reaching effects and consequences of the conflict are well-known.
But it affected more than just The Doctor and those around him. A multiverse or so away, a Time Lord in exile mourns the anniversary of the conflict. Of the deaths of his people, something he feels he could have done so much more to stop. Something he looked dead in the eye...and ran for his life.
Behold The Coward of Galifrey.
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- Part 4 of The FLINTLOCK Archives
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- English
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- 5,435
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The Wellersquid by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: SMG4 (Web Series), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Sunset Paradise (Cartoon), Original Work, Splatoon (Video Games)
26 May 2025
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In an alternate world where the way of the pirate still rules society, Captain Megan Spletzer captains the S.V Iceberg with her crew of strange men, women and a lone squid. She lives life on the high seas, free as a bird and spending her time gaining loot and plunder. Even has her own rival in the dastardly Desti the Daring. But strange waters lie ahead for both of them. As Megan is dragged into a race across the world for the pieces of a powerful artefact, she is thrust into a story of someone else's making. Thrown headfirst into a world of corruption, evil, and the very fabric of reality at stake...
(Long Abandoned story, polished up and finally released for the masses to enjoy. This has been a long time coming, and I just want to get if off my mind. Enjoy.)
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Falling to Pieces by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin': Mario's Madness (Video Game), Original Work, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Splatoon (Video Games), Call of Duty (Video Games), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
18 May 2025
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Girlfriend awakens for the sixth time. Alive, but only just. Once more in the land of broken ones and zeroes, torn to shreds by Horror M and his powers. Once again, she expects another violent death to humiliate her, another tragic demise for her boyfriend, all to spite her own dear father.
Only this time, she is saved by an entity with powers even M cannot nullify, who offers her another chance at life...with a very steep personal cost.
(AKA: Alternate Ending to Mario's Madness V2 that doesn't make it a good ending as much as it breaks the timeline and the characters outright)
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A year on from the drama at the Christmas Party, FLINTLOCK co-founder Codename: Wander is still grappling with those strange urges he felt. After discussing it with a friend, he discovers that, as a super soldier, he didn't "grow up" the usual way, so all the problems of puberty are hitting him all at once. Surely there's a way to help cope with all this, right?
Well, as it turns out, there may just be. Albeit in a rather...unusual manner.
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- Part 3 of The FLINTLOCK Archives
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"As Pearl sat rigidly on her couch, hot water bottle pressed into her sternum and a thousand vices squeezing her insides, she was hoping whatever twisted god of fate hadn't taken those lyrics they wrote so literally. Turns out, the squids and octos of the world were given the things they had from the last wishes of humanity. Everything came from humanity...including their menstrual cycles.
FUCK Humanity."
AKA Pearl and Marina are on their period at the same time, and Marie sends the most unhelpful trio to go and help them.
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Christmas at FLINTLOCK by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: Original Work, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Splatoon (Video Games)
12 Jan 2025
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Another day done, and the multiverse ticks closer to another festive celebration. The Traveller and Ells are invited to the annual FLINTLOCK Christmas Party, held this time in a little pub on the outskirts of a village. They don't want to go, but alas they must. As familiar faces meet under new circumstances, one of the duo must fight to come to terms with their spiced addiction - and why they gained it to begin with.
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- Part 2 of The FLINTLOCK Archives
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- English
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"But it always stuck in my mind," Traveller finished, "This idea. That, even for the briefest of moments, I could become someone else. I didn't NEED to be the Traveller all the time. I didn't need to be the face of this disease. The reason all this Warmonger, Eternal Empire, Shadowmonger bullshit even came to be. I could be...some person. Living their own life..." tears pricked his eyes again, "I...I didn't have to be a murdering, edgy prick..."
What's a man to do when he doesn't want to be who he is? Well, be someone else, of course. Different to who he is in every way.
Including...gender.
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- Part 1 of The FLINTLOCK Archives
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Off the Hook's World Tour is finally over, and Marina is burnt out and overloaded. Pearl decides to make a soothing video for her suffering wife.
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Another Splatfest, another week where Frye is miserable and dreading the inevitable. It's like clockwork. Thankfully for her, Shiver and Big Man have their own routine around this time. They know just how to get their Inkling out of a funk. And this time, the fans will pitch in too!
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Two alternates of Deep Cut's most infamous members join together through Aether-riddled happanstance, joined by the corrupting influence of an unusual affliction. Both have things they absolutely need to get off of their chests. One, perhaps moreso than the other.
Splatfests...really were a mistake, to one of them.
Takes place after the bonus chapter of Wretched Dreams of Far Away Places, if you wanna read up on how we got here.
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- Part 2 of The Story of Deep Gash
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When Ve is bitten by a Radioactive Smallfry, she is cursed to become the dreaded monster of Grizzco legend, every full moon! Can Marja reverse the process before Mr Grizz's hired henchwomen put her six feet under(water)? Find out in...
NIGHT OF THE LIVING SALMONLING!!!
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Captain 3 is pretty shy. She doesn't like talking face to face with people. But when they see the "New" Agent 3 looking a little worse for wear, she reasons she can just about handle face-to-face.
AKA: I'm sick of all the "Captain is a total asshole to Neo 3" fanfics so I made a more wholesome one.
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Shiver has a horrific nightmare after falling asleep on the job, and it's up to Frye and Big Man to help make her feel better. But was it just a dream, after all?
Wrote this over the course of three days in a feverish rush, so apologies if some of it feels a bit off.
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- Part 1 of The Story of Deep Gash
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The Beanie Ghost by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: SuperMarioGlitchy4, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Splatoon
30 Oct 2022
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Meggy's having a tough time being a human. New centre of gravity, no ink abilities, and all these new bones and organs to keep track of! Who knew humans could be so damn fragile? But it's okay, E.Gadd's given her a solution to those first two, and Splatfest awaits! No way that third one could be a hinderance in a sports arena, right?
...Right?
[Scrapped story, second chapter details what the rest was going to be like]
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Marja loves her Octoling partner Ve, but there's one thing she knows all too well. Ve is an absolutely HOPELESS cook. Like, "set fire to cereal bad". After a meltdown over making breakfast, Marja decides to teach her beloved Veemo a thing or too about good cookin', with her recovering cousin as a hapless test subject...
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Girl's Night by MyNameIsMarkus
Fandoms: SMG4, Meta Runner (Web Series), Sunset Paradise (Web Series)
07 May 2021
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It has been a year since Meggy infamously lost the Final Splatfest; with Desti's promise broken and haunted by her failure, Meggy has become a depressed and obese NEET living off of cheap pizza and cola in some crummy apartment. Tari wants to cheer her up, and she'll do it in the best way she knows how; a sleepover! Surely there's no way that can go wrong...
...Right?
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Imagine, if you will, an alternative Meggy, corrupted by dark forces. And she very horny indeed. Only one person could sate her lust...uh, herself?!
THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS DAY STORY AND VERY CURSED; IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY