StorytellerSecrets
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in the heat death of the universe by StorytellerSecrets for queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 Jun 2025
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You were with me.
Even though it's taking it's time, the fever is dying. The potions are working their slow and steady course.
They just weren't, at first.
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- Part 4 of mcyt
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what if we all killed each other and the world exploded by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2024
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“Techno,” Phil says, “There are sixteen ships worth of people here. At least half of them are government shitheads that would love to cause a scene and get us arrested.”
“You know, I really hadn’t noticed,” Techno says, and there’s something tense in the way he’s holding himself, “But now that you brought it up, maybe we should just avoid the drama. Have we considered askin’ them politely? Or going home? I feel like we should maybe just go home. I’m feeling kind of…sick.” Techno badly fakes a cough.
“Oh, that’s really bad,” Ranboo says, not bothering to look the least bit concerned, “Phil, I think he’s going to die and the only cure is leaving.”
“The only cure is leaving this council meeting right this instant,” Techno says dramatically “Oh, god, I think it’s infectious. Phil, look at Ranboo. He’s so pale half of his face is white.”
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Or: Phil learns that humans were...scary space dogs?
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- Part 1 of mcyt
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carry a torch by StorytellerSecrets for jijal
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jun 2024
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Things never stop hurting, and they never stop being hard. It's—easier, maybe, when they struggle in tandem. They can hold each other up.
“Cass,” comes Nemik’s voice eventually, slowly drifting down the hall. Then, a little louder, “Cassian.”
Relief is the hitch in Nemik’s voice when Cassian goes over. Relief for Cassian, mostly. It’s not a victory for Nemik today. There is no quiet celebration.
For many things, there may never be.
But Nemik tries, and he lives. They both live.
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on the wings of strong winds by StorytellerSecrets for juliana677
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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It's probably a bit fucked up to admit, but Phil's marrying the Emperor because he's funny.
They'd send some experienced politician to marry the man in a more sensible world. But, yeah, Phil is kind of jeopardizing his entire nation’s stability because he doesn't want to marry a complete and total stranger. Oops?
Yeah, oops. Mostly “fuck em” but a little bit oops. When everything goes to shit because of him he'll probably feel a little bit sorry.
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Or: How To Marry Your Enemy War Buddy Years After The War: The Guide
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- Part 2 of mcyt
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in the ash where the cedar trees grow by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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They die. And then?
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Charlie talks like he hasn’t heard him. “I’ve been doing well, I think. You left me plenty of instructions. ‘Rule #1: Don’t goop in the machines. Rule #2: Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.’ That’s a lot of hiding, Quackity from Las Nevadas. What are we hiding from?”
We’re not hiding, Quackity wants to say, but while he’s a liar and a cheat and an idiot he isn’t usually dumb enough to call out the rabid wolf in the room. They’re hiding. He doesn’t know what they’re hiding from. The memories have settled somewhere vacant and out of reach, but he knows they’re hiding.
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(Or: DSMP finale catharsis)
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Recent series
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Quackity-Centric Late Whumptober Fics Posted On January 8th Of Any Given Year by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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If I had a nickel for every time I posted a late Whumptober Quackity-centric fic on January 8th I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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screaming. crying. shaking. trying desperately to get these to more than two chapters by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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changing the series title as applicable.
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100 Words 5 Minutes by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Original Work, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Feb 2021
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Chat Fics That Literally No One Asked For by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom D.Gray-man, Haikyuu!!, Strange the Dreamer Series - Laini Taylor, Voltron: Legendary Defender, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2020
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i regret nothing
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- 32,188
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Our Guard (a docu-holo sponsored by the Coruscant Communications Bureau) by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Oct 2021
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Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...
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- English
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- 54,034
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 14
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- 886
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
03 Mar 2026
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SCP -3274 by BumbleBooty
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
20 Jun 2018
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SCP-3274 "Soundwave". Class: Safe. While this SCP is contained, it is dangerous to any personnel within five hundred (500) meters.
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- Part 3 of SCP-Bots
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
24 Feb 2026
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people were mean to you, but I always thought you were cool by suzukiblu for beckyh2112
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Generation X (Comic)
14 Jun 2020
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“What are your feelings on the mutant threat?!” one of the reporters shouts, and Steve just looks at him.
“I think anyone threatening mutants should be stopped,” he says calmly, and the swarm of reporters explodes, a dozen camera flashes going off at once.
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- English
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- 9,406
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- 2/2
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 514
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- 8,843
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- 2,859
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
23 Feb 2026
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Megatron had expected the treasure vaults beneath the Primal Basilica to be filled with pointless trinkets, hoarded energon, ill-gotten wealth stolen from Cybertron’s people— but a living mech?
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- Part 7 of TF fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,615
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
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- 167
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
21 Feb 2026
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keep score (four on four) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
27 Mar 2025
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“Blaster: Communications Specialist.”
“Yessir.”
“Query: explain current position?”
“What, you think a sound system can’t run out, guns blazing?”
Blaster has never seen Soundwave’s face, but he’s pretty sure the mech is deadpanning at him.
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or; what's better than being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet? Being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet alongside a bot who Blaster swears by Primus' sacred aft is an off-brand version of himself.(Soundwave disagrees, but that's besides the point.)
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
13 Feb 2026