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The stranger lets out a mirthful sound, hiding his smiling lips behind his hand. “I’m single, by the way. You don’t need to act so tense.”
“I’m not! You’re mistaken.” Navia lets out a forced laugh, trying not to act weird in front of a literal stranger.
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Peruere, formerly known from the Fatui codename Arlecchino, celebrates his first ever Christmas as a citizen and trying to act as normal as he can. While Navia is going through a typical hallmark trope of a busy businesswoman finding love for the first time after meeting a handsome single parent of three kids at her local beauty store.
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22 Feb 2026
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A Simple Touch by SOABA
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jun 2019
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Bilbo Baggins accidentally kills Smaug and has to figure out how to go tell the Dwarrow who are waiting for him to come back with that stupid stone.
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21 Feb 2026
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If it doesn't go away hit it with a hammer by Gimlili
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
14 Jan 2026
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Harry is enjoying his new life in Forks. He has more family than he knows what to do with, friends who know him and accept him for who he is and a boyfriend who sparkles in sunlight. What more could he ask for?
Well. He could do without the whole Volturi thing. And the ICW is back to being annoying. And he keeps collecting teenagers and he is really running out of space in his backyard at this point.
But all in all, Harry is doing a great job of pretending to be a Muggle. A great job. Shut up Jasper.
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20 Feb 2026
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His Highness's personal physician by YunEek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2026
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T-The new physician!, he… tried to kill one of your wives junshang!” Hui Ming spoke with a trembling voice.
Luo Binghe turned around and looked down at the man who was kneeling at his feet.
“What new physician are you talking about?.”
Even though Luo Binghe did not completely manage the harem, he was still informed of every person who was assigned or hired, he received reports from part of Ning Yingying and Liu Mingyan who had taken the job of managing those kinds of affairs, so he was more than aware of who worked there, there were designated guards, servants and other staff members specially selected by their wives and him.”The apprentice physician Shen Yuan, junshang.”
Luo Binghe recalled from his memory the last reports that were handed out to him regarding the new staff, but nothing came to his mind. Had he ever approved of a certain ‘Shen yuan’ to be appointed at the harem?.- Language:
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15 Feb 2026
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Show and Tell by Smut_Sorcerer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2026
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Shen Yuan shows himself to Xiang Fei.
Cumplane Week Day 7: Free Day
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- Part 7 of Cumplane week 2k26
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12 Feb 2026
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The gym has emptied, but Hinata’s heart is still pounding. Not just from the game, but from what lingers—stares, silence, and a moment shared with the captain of the team they just defeated.
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11 Feb 2026
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Who Needs an Alpha When You Could Have an Omega War God? by starry_stan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2024
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Shang Qinghua was less-than-fond of his scent. It constantly smelled bad, to the point that he'd taken to lighting incense every time he returned to the Leisure House.
He thought it was normal, until a very concerned Liu Qingge and Mu Qingfang informed him that it wasn't. Cue healing, talking, and learning that Liu Qingge is far more interested in Shang Qinghua than he ever dared to hope.
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omega!sqh whump ft. omega!lqg trying to make it better!! and pussy sex + crying
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09 Feb 2026
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As It Was And Ever Shall Be, Unearth Without A Name by Pachinko_Lessons_101
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
13 Nov 2024
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A two-shot about an overworked Shang Qinghua and a very emotionally tired Shen Qingqiu finding a special comfort in each other.
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08 Feb 2026
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long hair (no bra), you're my type (that's right!) by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2025
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Liu Qingge is a really pretty girl. That's a fact Xiang Fei knew from the moment she first saw the other.
Xiang Fei is average. Cute, at most. And she has a tendency to reach for people she'll never be able to date. This is one of such cases.
(She is, oh so wrong.)
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07 Feb 2026
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Deus Ex Machina Protocol by Ghost_AfterDark
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2025
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Tianlang-Jun wins. Everyone agrees that this is a terrible mistake, most of all Tianlang-Jun.
He wins and Zhuzhi-Lang dies and the sky is an endless oblivion of red and black and hopelessness he cannot escape.
Then, one day, he wakes up. He wakes up and the sky is blue.
It's blue, it's blue, it's blue--
The sky is blue and his nephew is alive and the world suddenly looks bright again.
If there is one thing he knows for certain, it's that he was never meant to be a hero. But one doesn't have to be a hero to deserve a second chance, do they?- Language:
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06 Feb 2026
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unveiling the unexpected by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2025
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There is a period post death where Shen Jiu doesn't know what is happening to him. A weird and affectionate death spirit keeps showing up and assisting him. But he's bitter. It's all so very unfair.
He doesn't expect that that same death spirit will one day mellow him out. And reap him in the process.
He also doesn't expect to remember it all.
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06 Feb 2026
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how easy you are to need by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2025
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Shang Qinghua's budding friendship with Tianlang-Jun is maybe a little bit expected, considering he wrote the man, and they share an interest for yellow books. What's not expected is to go on an excursion with said man to a field of aphrodisiacs. It's even less expected to be completely fine with it.
His second (third?) shot at life is turning out way more fortuitous than he could've predicted.
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06 Feb 2026
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Two Deadbeat Dads Walk Into an Inn by Confuzledsheep
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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Shang Qinghua wrote some bad baihe when he was a disciple. Now his protagonist’s overpowered dad wants to fuck him.
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06 Feb 2026
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It's only been about four hundred and seventy years by English is my death (Lena013)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2024
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When he wrote stories about soulmates, he never thought it would bite him in the ass one day. For that matter, he never thought he'd find himself in his own written world to think about soulmates. Growing up as a human child named Demon Emperor isn't much fun, to be honest; minus a hundred out of ten.
Or: at birth, some people are given the name of their soulmate; a title earned in this world, earned and full-fledged; Tianlang-jun would never have thought 'God' would be literal.
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05 Feb 2026
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Here's to a Thousand More Nights by MontagueBitch (porcia_catonis) for ChezPillow (PillowLord)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2023
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When the system fails to bring in a new transmigrator, Airplane has to find a new way to avoid meeting the original flavor's fate. How better the subvert the wrath of a King, than to worm his way onto the lap of an emperor? A loosely fairytale/Sheherezad-inspired romp detailing Shang Qinghua getting himself a new master.
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05 Feb 2026
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About incorrect assumptions by English is my death (Lena013)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2023
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Apparently, Peak Lord An Ding has an illegitimate son. All the lords know about it, all of An Ding knows about it, it seemed like all of Cang Qiong knows about it... except for the father and son themselves.
Or: three times all of Cang Qiong was sure that Luo Binghe is Shang Qinghua's son, and once Tianlang-jun enters the picture.
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05 Feb 2026
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Carp In Dry Rut by English is my death (Lena013)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2023
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The plan is simple: fuck the Demon Emperor, have a son, survive.
What could possibly go wrong, huh?
Or: Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is born as Su Xiyan, and has no intentions of dying in this life.
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05 Feb 2026
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A World Dipped in Melancholy by clayevrin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2024
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“Su Binghe.”
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“…”
“You named Luo Binghe after your son?” Shen Qingqiu asked slightly annoyed, yet for some reason Shang Qinghua can’t understand, he’s holding back the rant he surely wants to make. Shen Qingqiu looks like he’s walking on eggshells.
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05 Feb 2026
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In steps and movements by English is my death (Lena013)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2025
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Mobei-jun has watched Shang Qinghua for almost thirty years, he has seen this man both pathetic and scared, sexually callous and cruel. So of course he would recognize this man's child, even if his man denies it in every possible way.
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05 Feb 2026