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"Yes, chuchu jelly! It's all over your hair! Right next to the sticks and the mud and the— is that cheese?!"
Wild stared at him. "Wars. Do you really think I'd put cheese in my hair? That stuff's expensive, you know."
Wars stared back, unimpressed. He waggled the hairbrush again.
"I'll prove it, just come here."
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Wild VS a Hairbrush. Who will win?
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4 Years Three Months and Six days ago, Mask and the Sailor were sent to their own worlds, after bidding the Captain a tearful goodbye.
Now they have returned, older now and with more Heroes in tow - but the Captain has vanished without a trace. Where is he, and why has his legacy been abandoned?
Someone has to be hiding something - but can the Chain figure out what before it's too late?
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The Chain arrives in Warriors' world - but Warriors himself is nowhere to be found.
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Four Was.... by TwoDumbasses for Glowingmin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Linked Universe
31 Dec 2024
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The Hero of the Four Sword is weird, odd, strange, funky, and very much loved.
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A New Year's gift for Glowmin, i hope you like your almost-colorshipping and angstless shenanigans
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Razzle Dazzle Show - Special Guest: Jojo (Linked Universe) Transcript by ArtemiStorm, HotCheetoHatred, qar, Tashacee, TwoDumbasses for notfreyja
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), Linked Universe - Fandom
03 Aug 2024
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An audio transcript of Jojo Linkeduniverse's guest appearance on the Razzle Dazzle Show on July 22, 2024. A gift for Freyja but everyone should be able to enjoy this interview and everything LU without accessibility issues!
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The Hero of Legend is a Flame Bowerbird avian. Unfortunately, this means anything red HAS to be his, even the especially ugly pieces.
His partner is a Satin Bowerbird avian. Also unfortunately, he's cuckoo over blue and poor Legend's gotten jealous.
So what is a hero to do when there's two items and one horrible, horrible choice?
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War Games Side Stories by shadows_of_stars, twistsandturns, TwoDumbasses
Fandom Linked Universe - Fandom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
13 Jan 2026
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War Games is a collaborative AU created by Team Tactics, based on the premise "What if Spirit was in the War of Ages... and what if that wasn't a good thing?" It is a branching-timeline story that is currently being written into a longfic and multiple side stories. The main themes are the meaning of the "greater good," the worth of pyrrhic victories, love as both a destructive and regenerative force, grief and recovery, and the ways people react to pressure. Remember: war does not forge good people.
There are a number of “side stories” and “what-if stories” in the AU, which are told in the War Games Side Stories series. These stories are mostly non-canonical to the core series and are written by Team Tactics. Side stories will be added to the series in no particular order, but the series will be maintained in chronological order (or as close as we can get with a time travel/alternate universe story).
Team Tactics consists of five members: shadows_of_stars, TwoDumbasses, Hytia, Rose, and twistsandturns. shadows_of_stars is our primary “prosist” (turning the story into fic) — blame them for any issues with the writing.
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flowers shall grow by parsnipit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
25 Jan 2026
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The first thing the Dragon of the Wild knows is this:
It hurts.
Wild swallows a secret stone in order to save Zelda from Ganondorf.
Meanwhile, Hylia dumps eight iterations of his soul into the Depths for a lesson in despair and dragon-keeping.
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09 Feb 2026
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New Wayne Just Dropped by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
29 Jun 2025
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A curvaceous woman with flowing dark hair and a theatrical sense of sparkles popped into existence. “Your wish is my command!” Desiree trilled.
“WAIT—NO—I DIDN’T MEAN—” Danny shouted as he disappeared in a puff of aggressively pink smoke.
He landed face-first in soup
Which would’ve been tragic enough, except the soup was not his soup, and it was being consumed by what looked like an ultra-formal mafia dinner party.
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Danny accidentally wishes to meet his bio family.
[Inspired by a tumbr post.]
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- Part 21 of Ghosts Among Us
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27 Jan 2026
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One Guardian to Another by ForeverPhantomsFanatic
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
18 Oct 2025
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When Bruce Wayne adopted Daniel James Fenton, he didn't realize it was shared custody. Likewise when the Justice League started summoning the king of the ghost zone, he wasn't aware he was rhe beings guardian.
A conversation with a terrifying black knight during their most recent summoning is rather enlightening.
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First Ao3 fic. Bare with me while I learn to tag.
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
27 Jan 2026
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so many words so little space by DisillusionedDanny for NightShiftShenanigans
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
23 Nov 2025
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Someone is stalking Danny Fenton, he just can't prove it.
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- Part 1 of NightShiftShenanigans Gift Fics <3
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
27 Jan 2026
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Finding Friends in the Dark by LuckyLectio
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
01 Jan 2026
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Time shuffles up to standing, taking in his surroundings. There isn’t much to see, unfortunately. The cell is built of solid stone bricks, the floor covered in dust, scraps of rubble, and questionable dark stains. The front of the cell is a wall of metal bars, cut through the middle by a door with a thick lock. He walks over and grabs the bars of the door, shaking them testingly. They barely budge.
The sound of shuffling chains reaches his ears.
“…Is someone there?” he asks cautiously.
When the reply comes, it’s dry and sarcastic. “I wish I wasn’t.”
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Time gets tossed into prison, one even he has trouble escaping from... His only company? A snippy and sarcastic stranger in the next cell over.
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
24 Jan 2026