18 Works by TwoDumbasses
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"Yes, chuchu jelly! It's all over your hair! Right next to the sticks and the mud and the— is that cheese?!"
Wild stared at him. "Wars. Do you really think I'd put cheese in my hair? That stuff's expensive, you know."
Wars stared back, unimpressed. He waggled the hairbrush again.
"I'll prove it, just come here."
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Wild VS a Hairbrush. Who will win?
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4 Years Three Months and Six days ago, Mask and the Sailor were sent to their own worlds, after bidding the Captain a tearful goodbye.
Now they have returned, older now and with more Heroes in tow - but the Captain has vanished without a trace. Where is he, and why has his legacy been abandoned?
Someone has to be hiding something - but can the Chain figure out what before it's too late?
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The Chain arrives in Warriors' world - but Warriors himself is nowhere to be found.
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Four Was.... by TwoDumbasses for Glowingmin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Linked Universe
31 Dec 2024
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The Hero of the Four Sword is weird, odd, strange, funky, and very much loved.
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A New Year's gift for Glowmin, i hope you like your almost-colorshipping and angstless shenanigans
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Razzle Dazzle Show - Special Guest: Jojo (Linked Universe) Transcript by ArtemiStorm, HotCheetoHatred, qar, Tashacee, TwoDumbasses for notfreyja
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), Linked Universe - Fandom
03 Aug 2024
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An audio transcript of Jojo Linkeduniverse's guest appearance on the Razzle Dazzle Show on July 22, 2024. A gift for Freyja but everyone should be able to enjoy this interview and everything LU without accessibility issues!
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The Hero of Legend is a Flame Bowerbird avian. Unfortunately, this means anything red HAS to be his, even the especially ugly pieces.
His partner is a Satin Bowerbird avian. Also unfortunately, he's cuckoo over blue and poor Legend's gotten jealous.
So what is a hero to do when there's two items and one horrible, horrible choice?
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The Hero of Warriors was not born with a pen in his hand. Nor was he taught until the War came calling.
And yet, when there's paperwork to be done, he's expected to lose his entire shore leave to the mountain of parchment on his desk.
Mask and the Sailor don't much appreciate that.(Happy Birthday Tashacee! Sorry it took so long!)
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The Sun in the Sky by TwoDumbasses for AngelofMuses
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
16 Dec 2023
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Secret Santa Gift for AngelOfMuses! Merry Christmas Muse!
A little thought on how Sun and Sky first met, the harpy and cloud nymph take up so much brainpower it's not even funny
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WinterTime by TwoDumbasses for AngelofMuses
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
13 Dec 2023
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Winter has fallen in the Seelies and Selkies AU, which means that Time, as the guardian of the forest, must make like a tree and leaf for the winter.
AKA, i really want to sleep and this is the closest I'll get until finals are over.
Set in AngelOfMuses' Seelies and Selkies AU!
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Pop.
Seven.
Thud.
Uh-uh.
Letting go.
Dipshit.
And now, the Six Merry Murderers of the Hyrule Destiny Jail, in their rendition of "The Cell Link Tango".
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Hyrule's Gender Swap Shop by TwoDumbasses
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
09 Nov 2023
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There's a ball in Warrior's Hyrule. He's begged the Chain to not make a scene.
It goes about as you'd expect.
(now with gender swaps for the evening and a very sweet but clueless Hyrule!)
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Legend hates parties. So much. So when he has to attend a party in his own era without Ravio he's having a horrible time. Can Ravio fix it?
Well, you know the answer just as well as I.
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Head over Heels by TwoDumbasses
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
05 Oct 2023
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Ravio's not only head over heels for Link, but he's walking around like his heels are over his head.
Can his wonderful boyfriend fix the problem? Of course!
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The Sky is falling! by TwoDumbasses
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
23 Sep 2023
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Wild loves to wake up in the morning and commit regicide. Sky does not appreciate this tendency.
I.E. I'm back with yet another Wild Re-Meets the Chain fic, this time with Wild displaying his usual tendencies towards mischief and Sky getting the wrong idea.
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Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Light by TwoDumbasses for Tashacee
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
16 Sep 2023
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It is the Age of Burning Fields, and Link has failed his kingdom.
His body has been carted off to the Shrine of Resurrection as his charge faces down the Calamity, the Sheikah carrying him fighting the clock to get the Shrine working before he's too far gone to save.
What they don't realize, however, is that Link is still conscious.
MIND THE TAGS! CW: Link (Wild) is not only ruined in body but in spirit too, and he has a BAD TIME. The only comfort you get is that he remembers none of this.
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Where's the Rest of Him? by TwoDumbasses
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
14 Sep 2023
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It's a beautiful morning with the Chain, and Dink has been a horrible person. Wild's been taken by Hylia for Tears of the Kingdom without so much as a note (or his Slate), and his quick (so he thought) jaunt checking out the Gloom has left him with a goat's prosthetic and his normal arm's gone missing.
Where's it gone? Ask Dink! He's the one who threw it at the rest of the Chain!
Follow along as everyone discovers a very Suspicious Arm and comes to the Wrong Conclusion!
(CW: while I'm being funny here, this fic is DARK. There is a happy ending, but that's next chapter!)
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"Who Wants to Make 50 Rupees?" by TwoDumbasses for Master_Torch_Master
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
14 Sep 2023
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The Malcolm in the Middle cold open "who wants to make 5 bucks" except rewritten for LU because my brain thinks writing is more interesting than class. Featuring Spirit! He doesn't have much personality, so he can be anyone's Spiritsona!
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(Dignity's) Death from Above by TwoDumbasses
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
02 Sep 2023
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The whine didn’t come from an insect, nor was it a whine at all. As Legend listened closer, he heard it pitch and bob like a high-pitched shriek, and it quickly grew loud enough for the less hearing-sensitive members of the Chain to pick up on too. Everyone began to panic as they looked around frantically for the person in distress, until a gasped “Look! Up there!” from Hyrule drew everyone’s attention towards the rapidly growing blot in the sky.
The rapidly growing, oddly familiar-sounding blot in the sky.
The rapidly growing, Wild-shaped blot in the sky.
(Wild re-meets the chain but make it hilarious!)
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Last Legend checked, Satin Bowerbirds weren't prone to fainting.
Obsessed with the color blue? Yes.
Suspiciously interested in Legend's hoard? Absolutely.
But fainting? Something more's going on...