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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Dan makes the mistake of leaving a bag of edibles on the kitchen counter, or maybe Phil makes the mistake of eating candy that isn’t his without asking.

    Either way, they realize too late that Phil has about thirty minutes before he goes to space. And when he does, Dan has to babysit a drugged-out, hungry, giggly Phil.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Peter starts spending more time at the Avengers Compound for very practical reasons: May works long hospital shifts, the Wi-Fi is better, and Tony Stark insists it’s “logistics.”
    Somewhere between homework at the kitchen island, late dinners, and routine check-ins that no one announces, Peter starts using the word we without thinking.
    Tony hears it every time.

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    Dan’s a tired sports reporter. Phil’s a friendly vampire with no real sense of boundaries, a propensity for bad Dracula jokes and a habit of leaving his unconscious victims in Dan’s kitchen. This isn’t how Dan thought courtship goes, but he’ll take it.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    All Dan wanted was to get drunk, really. Have a good time, meet a few new people. He didn’t really think about getting involved with someone as dangerous as Phil Lester (someone as cold, as pale and, well, as not alive), and he definitely didn’t think that one trip out to a bar would change his life forever.

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    08 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    “You aren’t going to hurt anyone!” Phil said as he pulled on his winter coat. They’d been having this conversation for weeks, and Phil was getting sick of it. Dan couldn’t stay cooped up inside forever. He shouldn’t have to.

    “You don’t know that! I don’t bite you because I love you or whatever, probably, but-”

    Phil’s jaw hit the floor. “You probably love me?” he asked, incredulous. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

    “What? No- Jesus. Of course I love you. That’s probably why I don’t fucking bite you. I don’t fucking know- But out there it’ll be different, and I don’t love everybody, Phil!”

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    In which Dan and Phil find their new normal amidst a vampire apocalypse.

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    03 Feb 2026