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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    "He’s long since compartmentalized his weird brother-protector-lover feelings out of absolute necessity. Otherwise, he’d chub up every time Dean so much as rested his hand on the small of his back. He’s got his body tightly under control but God forgive him if the aftermath isn’t the same every time. He springs up from the sparring mat, pats Dean on the shoulder and then goes back to his room where he jerks himself dry and hard like it’s some form of punishment. It probably is."

    Sam has needs that can never seem to be met. As usual, Dean seems preternaturally adept at providing for his little brother.

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    10 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bojack Horseman is at the bar drinking away his problems when he meets a very strange man with a shitty haircut. Bojack is drunk and in desperate need of affection, and maybe isn't as straight as he thinks? (neither is charlie...)

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    Bojack Horseman and Charlie Kirk kissing in a bar and then Charlie fucking dies lmao

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Ah, Spring. Spring is the time for hedgehogs. Ancient instincts reemerge and senses are ignited. Your fur begins to itch, your spines to prickle. Now is the time when a hedgehog's mind turns to love.

    Except Sonic the Hedgehog was raised by humans. Worse, Shadow was raised by ROBOTNIK humans. Which means the the perpetual rivals have absolutely no idea what they are feeling, and even less of an idea what they are doing. Circling, chasing, fighting, teasing, every day more intense.

    Spring is here, and old, forgotten instincts are on the rise.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    After the events of Sonic 3, Sonic and Shadow try to move on. It’s never going to be easy, but it’s easier with each other.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    When Shadow woke, he was still alive, agonizingly alive, and he was falling.

    His first thought was of Maria, of warmth and music and stars. It always was.

    His second, though, was of Blue, of kindness and laughter and souls singing in harmony, until one was just gone.

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    Shadow doesn't know Sonic's name, but feels obligated to find his family and apologize to them for letting him die. Shadow is unaware that Sonic is very much not dead. It takes far too long to figure this out.

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    30 Jan 2026