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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,364
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 350
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- 2,472
- Bookmarks:
- 571
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- 30,650
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
17 Feb 2026
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Loki doesn't know why he feels the urge to go to Midgard, but it's strong enough that he, when a stranger offers him free passage in exchange for his pretending to be lost Prince Loki of Asgard, doesn't hesitate for long.
He really has no idea how much his life is going to change.- Language:
- English
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- 67,329
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 2
- Comments:
- 282
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- 1,690
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- 518
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- 31,912
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
16 Feb 2026
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Take a Picture, it'll Last Longer by HiIAmSociallyAwkwardButHereIAm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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When Natasha Romanoff was taken into SHIELD custody, she expected the imprisonment and the reprogramming. What she wasn't expecting was the need to undergo a sixth-month training course at the SHIELD Academy of Operations. What she wasn't expecting was to be paired up with a woman with dark hair and icy eyes. She never once thought that transitioning to SHIELD would be easy, but Maria Hill certainly didn't make it any easier. Maybe she ought to run. That would be the smart thing to do.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 96,105
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Comments:
- 567
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- 1,535
- Bookmarks:
- 243
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- 36,050
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09 Jan 2026
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Living Someone Else's Life by andacus
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
13 Sep 2019
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Wherein Darcy is just trying to live her life in the midst of all this chaos (And, boy, is there ever chaos.) but the universe... well, the universe is one twisted bitch.
Or the one where Darcy's mother chooses the very worst time to have a heart to heart about her father.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,903
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 522
- Kudos:
- 3,815
- Bookmarks:
- 817
- Hits:
- 74,918
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
23 Dec 2025
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 137,415
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 496
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- 1,847
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- 369
- Hits:
- 45,102
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
19 Dec 2025
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Reformed Assassin Bucky Barnes by Kangofu_CB for hawksonfire
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Jan 2021
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He isn’t in the habit of picking up strays and he isn’t about to start now. He remembers enough of a life from many years ago to know that picking up trouble-prone blonds isn’t a habit he ought to be falling back into.
Unfortunately, trouble finds him anyway.
He’s cutting down the side-street that leads to the shop when he hears the sickening sound of fist-on-skin contact, and he rounds the corner to find tall-blond-and-trouble in a literal back-alley brawl with four guys nearly as big as he is. They’re wearing black and white-striped Adidas tracksuits, and Bucky hears at least one of them call the blond guy ‘bro’ in a thick Russian accent.
Bucky’s not going to get involved.
He’s not going to get involved, right up to the point that one of the tracksuit thugs pulls a gun out of the back of his pants and releases the safety, and Bucky realizes that he is going to get involved because he’s not going to let anybody get shot in broad daylight if he can help it.
Fuck’s sake.
OR - escaped, former assassin Bucky Barnes accidentally makes friends with a blond disaster. It goes about as well as expected.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,612
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 221
- Kudos:
- 2,127
- Bookmarks:
- 422
- Hits:
- 13,422
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
07 Dec 2025
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suppose the body did this to us, (--made us afraid of love—) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)
27 Jun 2023
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Frank, against all expectations, always felt right at home in Gotham.
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- Part 12 of Set in Batman-verse
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- English
- Words:
- 2,941
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 36
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- 903
- Bookmarks:
- 153
- Hits:
- 6,662
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
30 Nov 2025
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The Lost and Forgotten by Litcraz
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 May 2020
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In order to save everyone's lives, Peter is forced to give up memories - their memories of him. As a result, he is left entirely alone in a world where no one knows he exists. After finally moving on with his life, a new threat arises, bringing Peter back directly into the Avengers' path.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 272,413
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 69
- Comments:
- 3,299
- Kudos:
- 18,551
- Bookmarks:
- 5,439
- Hits:
- 607,222
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
17 Nov 2025
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Jason doesn't like Luke's. The windows are too big, the music is too loud, the drinks are too expensive.
The view, though- the view is great.
In which: Steve is the view.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,806
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 27
- Kudos:
- 164
- Bookmarks:
- 20
- Hits:
- 779
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
12 Nov 2025
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if you try to break me, you will bleed by Dialux
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Dec 2016
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It had been a slash across her chest from a White Walker’s sword that finally ended her life. Sansa’d landed in a puddle of her own blood, and she’d died quickly, quietly.
And then she’d awoken with a gasp, trembling, in a bed that had burned under Theon’s betrayal.
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- Part 1 of fighting furies; or the starks' revenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 96,676
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 1,044
- Kudos:
- 14,310
- Bookmarks:
- 4,340
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- 436,905
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
26 Oct 2025
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Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Nov 2018
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- 275,200
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- 4
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Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
09 Oct 2017
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Jason doesn’t mean for the Winter Soldier to be a present for Tony Stark. The youngest Stark isn’t supposed to be involved at all.
The plan is simple: intervene before the Winter Soldier can murder Howard and Maria, tranq the Winter Soldier until he’s sufficiently incapacitated, and then drag him off for further study and let the Starks carry on with their fraught, bourgeoisie bullshit.
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- Part 1 of Do Every Stupid Thing
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,287
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 2,858
- Kudos:
- 9,249
- Bookmarks:
- 2,174
- Hits:
- 173,014
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
03 Oct 2025
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Once Lost (now found) by Teeelsie for dr_girlfriend
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Winterhawk - Fandom
03 Jul 2022
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There’s a beat and then Phil says, “Clint, you don’t have anything to prove.”
And that stings, because, “If you think I’m doing this to prove anything to anyone, then you don’t know me half as well as I thought you did.” He hears Phil sigh on the other end of the comm. “Besides,” Clint tells him, “I’ll have back-up. I’ll have Barnes. Hawkeye out.” He reaches up and clicks off the comm, cutting off Phil’s continued objection mid-word.
Eight days these assholes have had Barnes and he’s not going to let them keep him for another hour, much less another day. He doesn’t have anything to prove, but he sure as hell isn’t going to give anyone any reason to question his actions, either.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober Works
- Part 16 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,000
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 509
- Kudos:
- 1,505
- Bookmarks:
- 315
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- 18,462
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22 Sep 2025
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- 19,237
- Works:
- 4
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07 Sep 2025
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Tim Drake: Content Creator by jupiterliketheplanet
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Jet Lag: The Game (Web Series), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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A self indulgent AU where the Young Justice core four have social media careers.
First fic was inspired by The Dragon's Keep(ing Us Sane) by Itslivybear
Part one: How it started / MCC
Part two: Ghost hunting
Part three: Tim's youtuber apology
Part four: Jet Lag: The Game in Gotham
Part five: PowerPoint night
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- 19,476
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- 5
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- 439
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
06 Sep 2025
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Bruce Wayne was never meant to be part of Selina’s clean slate. Then again, neither were a circus boy, a street rat or a rich kid.
For a girl who didn’t like strings, Selina found herself getting attached.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,316
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 694
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- 7,096
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- 2,837
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- 143,281
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
29 Aug 2025
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During a battle against Justin Hammer's army of robot Adaptoids, the Avengers notice how Agent Barton A.K.A. Legolas A.K.A Hawkeye never misses. The World's Greatest Archer has their backs...but Clint's not certain they have his.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,270
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 225
- Kudos:
- 1,502
- Bookmarks:
- 270
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- 30,694
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
27 Aug 2025
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A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist by there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Hawkeye (Comics)
25 Nov 2022
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The 2000s punk band AU! In which Clint listens to a lot of mix CDs, dyes his hair, adopts a dog, and finds his people.
Also featuring: Sk8er Boi jokes, Natasha’s collection of kitschy lawn ornaments, goth Wanda, Frank Castle as the owner of a dive bar called Penny & Dime, Darcy as Clint’s coworker at Coulson’s Comics and Collectibles, and Peter Parker asking Tony if he’s heard of “this really old band called the Misfits.”
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- Part 1 of A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 98,920
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 589
- Kudos:
- 468
- Bookmarks:
- 183
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- 11,434
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
19 Aug 2025
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Peter Parker has his company, more money than he knows what to do with, and the echoes of a ghost in his head. Johnny Storm's lost his family, his home, and is clinging to the remnants of his old life.
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"I’m here with you. That’s not nothing, right?”“No,” Peter agreed. It definitely felt like something, all the way up here with Johnny so close they were almost touching.
Peter looked at him, at the full lips set in a slight frown, the sharp curve of his jaw, the way his hair fell across his forehead. He fit all the dazzling lights around them, warm like sunshine even in the middle of the night.
“Beautiful,” Peter said before he could stop himself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,953
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 153
- Kudos:
- 1,941
- Bookmarks:
- 617
- Hits:
- 33,249
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07 Aug 2025
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for a hundred visions and revisions by aventria, iluxia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
05 Aug 2023
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Dr. Strange looks at the world after Thanos and, faced with its seemingly irreparable brokenness, breaks his own oath. Tony, Stephen, and Loki go back in time for one more chance - an intentional choice, because they are each other's insurance against repeating the same mistakes. Tony wakes up shortly before the Stark Expo with the reactor's palladium core still poisoning him. Stephen wakes up with undamaged hands and a flourishing medical career. Loki wakes up in Asgard one day before Thor's coronation.
"Do I dare disturb the universe? / In a minute there is time / for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."
[ Yet another take on that time travel fic with lots of worldbuilding, hand-wavey comic book science, political intrigue, inventing, nerding out, and a broken Tony trying to fix a broken world - but this time he's not alone. ]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 181,331
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 2,309
- Kudos:
- 8,733
- Bookmarks:
- 4,736
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- 281,183
Bookmarked by BlueExcalibur
21 Jul 2025